First Class Hands

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M/M
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First Class Hands
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Characters
Charles Xavier, Wade Wilson, Kamala Khan, Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies) & Wade Wilson, Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), Piotr Rasputin, Dopinder (Marvel), Laura Kinney, Original Deadpool Character(s), Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson, Blind Al (Deadpool), Yukio (Deadpool Movies), Vanessa Carlysle, Dogpool | Mary Puppins (Deadpool Movies), Ellie Phimister, Deadpool Variants (Deadpool & Wolverine)
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Canon-Typical Violence Other Additional Tags to Be Added Angst with a Happy Ending Hurt/Comfort Fluff and Angst Found Family Dialogue Heavy Post-Canon POV Third Person POV Second Person POV Alternating Wade Wilson Breaking the Fourth Wall Breaking the Fourth Wall uh.. TVA | Time Variance Authority (Marvel) Insecure Wade Wilson Wade Wilson Loves Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies) Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies) Loves Wade Wilson Protective Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies) or is it first person pov? whatever fourth wall breaking is there's a lot of it in the 1st chapter like its mainly fourth wall breaking but don't worry its not like that the entire way through Kamala Khan Has ADHD Kamala Khan as Ms. Marvel Wade Wilson has ADHD
Summary
"An all too familiar masked figure sits on the couch in an all too familiar rundown apartment, staring straight at…well, you.It’s Deadpool; the Merc with a Mouth, a Masked Menace (no not that one), the Regenerating Degenerate, a Wildcard, who waves, the eye plates in the mask squinting jovially along to welcome you. 'Oh! You’re just on time! I’m your new narrator, are you ready to see what bullshit we have going on today?'"A story about Deadpool post-Time Ripper, but something's wrong...
Note
Yea this is another fic based off a song.The song is First Class Hands from the show Central Park, check it out, you'll notice the similarities immediately. (For real, take a shot every time you read first class hands, you'll be worse off than Logan at the start of the movie)If you don't like fourth wall breaks, that is all this chapter is, but I promise the entire fic isn't like this. Anyways, buckle up buttercups and enjoy this lil ongoing series while I hyperfixate on it.

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