funky fresh harry potter one shots

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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funky fresh harry potter one shots
Summary
diversified h.p oneshots, headcannons, tidbits and more !!TW - child abuse, sad thoughts, vague racism, stupid adults, people w/ nut allergies, nargles+ desi harry potter+ thoughtful but himbo! harry potter+ black hermione granger+ ohmigod not dumb as shit! ron weasley+ canon manipulative dumbdore+ severus snape is a fascist bully+ kinda wolf-y remus lupin aka mr. wolfy werewolf mcwerewolfpants+ posessive-but-panicked sirius 'no dogs on the furniture' black+ horse!petunia dursley being a literal dishcloth+ give regulus black some fucking arm floaties+ ron weasley knows his goddamn rights+ genderfluid! tonks+ hagrid being lowkey harry's parent+ everybody has a crush on bill weasley+ mcgonagall is McLosingIt™+ 'hogwarts the safest place on earth' said albus fumbledumble+ stupid adults not thinking things throughpolyamorous ships, not sorryi'm just gonna start pumping this shit out until people start getting annoyed lol(requests welcome)
Note
j.k rowling is a t.e.r.f. (transgender exclusionary radical feminist) i don't in any way support her political views or ideas.

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