funky fresh harry potter one shots

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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funky fresh harry potter one shots
Summary
diversified h.p oneshots, headcannons, tidbits and more !!TW - child abuse, sad thoughts, vague racism, stupid adults, people w/ nut allergies, nargles+ desi harry potter+ thoughtful but himbo! harry potter+ black hermione granger+ ohmigod not dumb as shit! ron weasley+ canon manipulative dumbdore+ severus snape is a fascist bully+ kinda wolf-y remus lupin aka mr. wolfy werewolf mcwerewolfpants+ posessive-but-panicked sirius 'no dogs on the furniture' black+ horse!petunia dursley being a literal dishcloth+ give regulus black some fucking arm floaties+ ron weasley knows his goddamn rights+ genderfluid! tonks+ hagrid being lowkey harry's parent+ everybody has a crush on bill weasley+ mcgonagall is McLosingIt™+ 'hogwarts the safest place on earth' said albus fumbledumble+ stupid adults not thinking things throughpolyamorous ships, not sorryi'm just gonna start pumping this shit out until people start getting annoyed lol(requests welcome)
Note
j.k rowling is a t.e.r.f. (transgender exclusionary radical feminist) i don't in any way support her political views or ideas.
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- desi harry potter (bc racebending why not)

- most likely has one food allergy that isn't super intense but affects everything
- i've seen in fics: strawberries, stone fruits, peppermint

- shaky hands and bad motor functions except during quidditch bc adrenaline
- this boy does not have good range of motion or depth perception bc dursleys fight me

- is not OCD but has a sort of underlying desire for cleanliness
- hermione is most likely suspicious and shocked by this
- harry likes to keep food separate on his plate
- fucking touches EVERYTHING (drawers, doorframes, cabinets, etc.) (i do this)

- has really straight fingers and long skinny hands
- doesn't like getting dirt under his nails so he clips them really short

- actually enjoys gardening
- likes freesias, daffodils, and hyacinths (the yellow ones)

- prefers red velvet to chocolate (remus is horrified)
- fucking HATES rhubarb pie

- is actually good at math
- likes being read to

- whenever he's flustered or put on the spot unexpectedly he:
- rubs his middle finger against the side of his pointer finger
- flexes his wrists
- jerks his head to his right throughout the conversation

- prefers cotton to silky materials

-has twitching/spasms of his neck and shoulders, says its from an injury (remus thinks it's an anxiety tic)
quote: "i'm feeling such a mixture of pride and mortal terror" -phinneas and ferb


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