funky fresh harry potter one shots

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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funky fresh harry potter one shots
Summary
diversified h.p oneshots, headcannons, tidbits and more !!TW - child abuse, sad thoughts, vague racism, stupid adults, people w/ nut allergies, nargles+ desi harry potter+ thoughtful but himbo! harry potter+ black hermione granger+ ohmigod not dumb as shit! ron weasley+ canon manipulative dumbdore+ severus snape is a fascist bully+ kinda wolf-y remus lupin aka mr. wolfy werewolf mcwerewolfpants+ posessive-but-panicked sirius 'no dogs on the furniture' black+ horse!petunia dursley being a literal dishcloth+ give regulus black some fucking arm floaties+ ron weasley knows his goddamn rights+ genderfluid! tonks+ hagrid being lowkey harry's parent+ everybody has a crush on bill weasley+ mcgonagall is McLosingIt™+ 'hogwarts the safest place on earth' said albus fumbledumble+ stupid adults not thinking things throughpolyamorous ships, not sorryi'm just gonna start pumping this shit out until people start getting annoyed lol(requests welcome)
Note
j.k rowling is a t.e.r.f. (transgender exclusionary radical feminist) i don't in any way support her political views or ideas.
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hermione jean granger headcanons

hermione jean granger

- black hermione granger
i like rlly want to have another asian character but i just want a character that doens't embody every shitty asian standard my dad wanted for me
also sort of makes sense with the plot

- allergies to dust mites
- makes reading old books from the library v difficult since she could never stock up on like alive and shit

- weird eating schedule
- eats before lunch, during break, and after dinner, but never during meal times
- this is because her class schedule at primary school was so odd her lunch was at 11 a.m

- clean girl aesthetic
- medium length nails that are never painted

- picks out books based on how confusing the titles are (she reads the difficult ones first)
- refuses check out copies of books that already have the spine broken
- prefers paperback, but you can't really find them at hogwarts

- hates mint especially winter/spearmint
- harry finds this hilarious
- only chews that, like, fruit flavored gum (sour patch kids, watermelon, trident vibes)
- uses fluoride, non-mint toothpaste

- dorm isn't super personalized but every year replaces her bed spread with one her parents bought her
- has a drawer in her night stand full of knick-knacks and small gifts/letters

- wanted to be a book binder when she was younger

- or archivist, both sounded cool

- favorite flower is garden balsam and balloon flowers
- she used to pop open the flower buds at her nan's house

quote: "intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings" - salvador dali

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