Characters
Regulus Black, Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Molly Weasley, Bill Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Luna Lovegood, Rubeus Hagrid, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Petunia Evans Dursley, Percy Weasley, Oliver Wood, Charlie Weasley, Sirius Black & Harry Potter, Hermione Granger/Harry Potter/Ron Weasley, everyone else ig
Tags
Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
Crack Treated Seriously
Child Abuse
Slow To Update
More tags to be added
Remus Lupin is So Done
Misguided Albus Dumbledore
Black Hermione Granger
Quidditch
BAMF Minerva McGonagall
Desi Harry Potter
Worried Sirius Black
Himbo Harry Potter
Seer Regulus Black
Minerva McGonagall is So Done
Smart Ron Weasley
Bully Severus Snape
Common Sense
sirius black is a motherhen
ron weasley knows his goddamn rights
Rubeus Hagrid is a sweetheart
Vindictive Hermione Granger
gingers
motherfucking redeemable percy weasley
fake racism
bad british slang from an american
so many spelling mistakes
I need a beta
outwrite says this shit has a grade level of 7.48
Summary
diversified h.p oneshots, headcannons, tidbits and more !!TW - child abuse, sad thoughts, vague racism, stupid adults, people w/ nut allergies, nargles+ desi harry potter+ thoughtful but himbo! harry potter+ black hermione granger+ ohmigod not dumb as shit! ron weasley+ canon manipulative dumbdore+ severus snape is a fascist bully+ kinda wolf-y remus lupin aka mr. wolfy werewolf mcwerewolfpants+ posessive-but-panicked sirius 'no dogs on the furniture' black+ horse!petunia dursley being a literal dishcloth+ give regulus black some fucking arm floaties+ ron weasley knows his goddamn rights+ genderfluid! tonks+ hagrid being lowkey harry's parent+ everybody has a crush on bill weasley+ mcgonagall is McLosingIt™+ 'hogwarts the safest place on earth' said albus fumbledumble+ stupid adults not thinking things throughpolyamorous ships, not sorryi'm just gonna start pumping this shit out until people start getting annoyed lol(requests welcome)
Note
j.k rowling is a t.e.r.f. (transgender exclusionary radical feminist) i don't in any way support her political views or ideas.
tabulations
April 20, 2025 at 03:36 AM
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[p.o.a] some thoughts from r.j lupin to h.j potter and few from him to you
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harry is a lot like his mother but...
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harry wants to catch 'em all
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murder plot pt. 1
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harry potter headcanons
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