HP and the Nest of Ashes

IN THIS FICTION:Snape wants [to strangle] Dumbledore -- I need you to hear this, Severus: I wish you could be as comfortable with concealing things from me as with telling me the truth. Do you understand?- No. - said Snape honestly.Death Eater's being venomous fancy bitches-Malfoy drifted to Snape, slipping them careless and contemptuous "Finally, isn't it?".Zabini saw them talk and approached too:- Congratulations, you will be breathing again!- Yes, indeed, at last! - responded Snape with a slight satisfied smirk.- Lucius, you must be so proud! I envy you. - she added to Malfoy.His nostrils quivered a little but his tone didn't lose its haughty colors:- I am.- After all, it is the best thing that could've happened to [Name] after his insubordination... - said Snape in a cuttingly compassionate voice.Malfoy bowed facetiously and left.Alterously obsessed students:- I can see you following me, watching me, then run away distraught and attempt to numb your senses. What do you want from me, [Name]?- I wasn't...- What?- Distraught.- Okay, good: you were seeking my company.

Originally intended as a parody, inspired by AI text generators, hence an absurd beginning.It doesn't get better, I promise 😁.Author condemns transphobia, homophobia, racism, ableism, xenophobia and unconditional love of any state/government, or of anything that prevents ppl to thrive and upholds the system because "it works/is this way".Author is dumb, author makes mistakes (not an excuse to hurt ppl, though), if there's something way out of line, please write in the comments [=constructive criticism].P. S.What a character says isn't what the author thinks. Important info in the end notes