HP and the Nest of Ashes

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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HP and the Nest of Ashes
Summary
IN THIS FICTION:Snape wants [to strangle] Dumbledore -- I need you to hear this, Severus: I wish you could be as comfortable with concealing things from me as with telling me the truth. Do you understand?- No. - said Snape honestly.Death Eater's being venomous fancy bitches-Malfoy drifted to Snape, slipping them careless and contemptuous "Finally, isn't it?".Zabini saw them talk and approached too:- Congratulations, you will be breathing again!- Yes, indeed, at last! - responded Snape with a slight satisfied smirk.- Lucius, you must be so proud! I envy you. - she added to Malfoy.His nostrils quivered a little but his tone didn't lose its haughty colors:- I am.- After all, it is the best thing that could've happened to [Name] after his insubordination... - said Snape in a cuttingly compassionate voice.Malfoy bowed facetiously and left.Alterously obsessed students:- I can see you following me, watching me, then run away distraught and attempt to numb your senses. What do you want from me, [Name]?- I wasn't...- What?- Distraught.- Okay, good: you were seeking my company.
Note
Originally intended as a parody, inspired by AI text generators, hence an absurd beginning.It doesn't get better, I promise 😁.Author condemns transphobia, homophobia, racism, ableism, xenophobia and unconditional love of any state/government, or of anything that prevents ppl to thrive and upholds the system because "it works/is this way".Author is dumb, author makes mistakes (not an excuse to hurt ppl, though), if there's something way out of line, please write in the comments [=constructive criticism].P. S.What a character says isn't what the author thinks. Important info in the end notes
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Chapter_ S&D

- ... 
- Tell me about it! I spent literally two hours trying to write a response to my boss. Tose formalities are killing me. In the end, I just sent something like:
    Dear Mr. Goonill, 
I resign from my barkeep duty. 
Regards, 
Snape 

Snape bloated their cheek against Dumbledore's neck, sometimes turning to kiss or slightly bite it. 


- And what did he answer? - asked Dumbledore, interested, their mouth millimeters from Snape's. The other smiled, catching their breath on their lips. 
Snape was speaking between kisses:
- He said _ "fuck off". 
Both were laughing now. 
Snape resumed:
- An absolutely useless experience from a non-magical world. 
- Exactly, that's why I propose to let it go, do you concur? 
- I'd love to. But my mind keeps swirling on the spot. 
- Then go on, talk to me. - Dumbledore caressed Snape's neck. 
- I mean, I can't figure out whether Goonill was angry because I quit the job, or because I wasn't polite enough... 
Dumbledore hugged Snape lightly to their body:
- I think, probably both. - they said quite seriously. - Is it that important to you? 
- What do you mean? 
- What he thought about you, as you resigned. 
- No, it's just... It happens all the time out there. 
- I don't know, try out some cliché phrases. That's what I did. I believe I have some, back from my Non-Magical Studies. 
Dumbledore ran their fingers over Snape's cheek and lifted their chin slightly:
- Mmmm, I can see frustration lift from the bottom of your heart and I am going to kiss it away. 
Which they did. 

 

- Why are you doing this? You want me to become addicted, run to you for consolation, beg for your kindness? 
- I do what I do because, if you absolutely need an explanation, I want to; it is pleasant for me to know that a person I admire so much finds solace in my company.
- Hmm, we are hopelessly like-minded. You can be so disgustingly honest, and I can't even deny that I love it.
- . 

Dumbledore felt Snape lean closer, shuddering slightly. Dumbledore thought for a moment, then said quietly but clearly:
- You are who you know yourself to be, anyone who questions that is a fool. 
Snape looked at them, reached out to touch their face and saw Dumbledore almost imperceptibly lean into their hand, Snape buried their face in the crease of other's neck, which made Dumbledore press their body against other's and let their fingers get caught in Snape's soft skin.  A few moments later Snape spoke:
- Well, I'm going: one more minute and I will be falling asleep. 
- Right. 

 

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