What the fuck?!

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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What the fuck?!
Characters
Original Characters, Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Blaise Zabini, Luna Lovegood, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Pansy Parkinson, Peeves (Harry Potter), Weasley Family (Harry Potter), Susan Bones, Luna Lovegood/Pansy Parkinson, Hannah Abbott, Original Hogwarts Professors, Neville Longbottom/Blaise Zabini, All Of The Harry Potter Cast
Tags
Fluff and Angst Idiots in Love Chaos Implied/Referenced Child Abuse I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping Slow Romance Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter) Albus Dumbledore Bashing Good Slytherins Sort Of No Smut Seer Luna Lovegood Pureblood Culture (Harry Potter) Remus Lupin Lives Eating Disorders Dolores Umbridge Being an Asshole Hogwarts Fourth Year Smart Harry Potter Fainting Hogwarts Inter-House Friendships Harry Potter is Heir to Multiple Noble Houses Animagus Overpowered Harry Potter Hogwarts Third Year Mentor Severus Snape Smart Hermione Granger Hogwarts Fifth Year Fade to Black No Beta We Die Like Sirius Harry Potter is the Heir to the House of Peverell Seer Hermione Granger The Ministry of Magic is Terrible (Harry Potter) Flirty Harry Potter Smart Ron Weasley Heir of Ravenclaw Harry Potter All the years the children kind of take over the world sort of inspo from all fics ive ever read harry potter characters get a resort in 5th year because of umbridge sort of follows book time-line Flustered Draco Malfoy ron and hermione get together quicker
Summary
Harry Potter, after blowing up his Aunt, is sent to stay at the leaky cauldron. And gets bored. Who wouldn't? Any 13 year old would be after all. So, after a while, he decided to pop to explore Diagon Alley and buy a few things. Chaos follows, like it usually does. Fun, right? !TITLE MAY CHANGE, I'M CONSATNLY UNSURE OF IT!!I WRITE THIS LATE AT NIGHT, WHEN I CAN'T SLEEP, SO UPDATES ARE ALMOST ALWAYS WRITTEN IN ONE NIGHT AND ARE UNEDITED, I WILL EDIT AS I GO AND PROBABLY REWRITE ONCE IT'S FINISHED! This fic is subtly inspired by Lily's Boy (Go read if you haven't its so good ive read it like 7 times) as well as every fic and prompt ive probably ever read, but ofc is my own work, so it will NOT be the same. There will be big differences.

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