The Ministry of Magic is Terrible (Harry Potter) FanFiction

It Takes As Long As It Takes

It Takes As Long As It Takes

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14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
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Not Canon Compliant Fluff and Humor Found Family Not Beta Read Post-War Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE Background Relationships Gryffindor/Slytherin Inter-House Relationships Morally Grey Hermione Granger Morally Grey Draco Malfoy Elton John References The Ministry of Magic is Incompetent (Harry Potter)
Holding a candle in the wind, waiting for the storm to pass. You can find the right person, but you have to wait for the right time.***“What do you think all this says about me? That I’d rather sit in a dingy Ministry office on Christmas Eve and have...
Clever Solidarity Boy

Clever Solidarity Boy

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Abraxas Malfoy, Mulciber Sr. | Tom Riddle's Schoolmate, Original Muggle-born Characters (Harry Potter), Tom Riddle Sr. | Tom Marvolo Riddle's Father, Avery Sr. | Tom Riddle's Schoolmate, Lestrange Sr. | Tom Riddle's Schoolmate, Bellatrix Black Lestrange/Tom Riddle, Tom Riddle & Original Character(s), Abraxas Malfoy & Tom Riddle, Tom Riddle & Reinhard Lestrange,
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The Ministry of Magic is Corrupt (Harry Potter) Manipulative Tom Riddle whatever Tom Riddle is Lord Slytherin Teenage Tom Riddle The Ministry of Magic is Terrible (Harry Potter) Tom Riddle Being an Asshole The Ministry of Magic is Competent (Harry Potter) POV Voldemort (Harry Potter) Tom Riddle is a Brat Tom Riddle | Voldemort Is The Minister Of Magic Or is it "minister for magic"
After nearly half a century under Tom Riddle's dictatorship as the Minister for Magic, a revolution emerges that is easily managed, but difficult to pinpoint. Documents revealing the vicious autocrat's life come to light, for three endangered youths:...
Rescind Your Promises

Rescind Your Promises

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Scarlett Lympsham
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Forced Marriage Not Canon Compliant Fluff and Humor Miscommunication Idiots in Love Not Beta Read Crack Treated Seriously Post-War Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE Hermione Granger is Bad at Feelings This Is STUPID Marriage Proposal
The Ministry announces a marriage law, and Draco rushes to secure his future.***“So, what I’m trying to say, I suppose, is...” Weasley was on one knee in front of Granger, open ring box in hand. “Hermione Granger, will you marry m-“Draco wasn’t givin...
What the fuck?!

What the fuck?!

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Original Characters, Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Albus Dumbledore,
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Fluff and Angst Idiots in Love Chaos Implied/Referenced Child Abuse I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping Slow Romance Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter) Albus Dumbledore Bashing Good Slytherins Sort Of No Smut Seer Luna Lovegood
Harry Potter, after blowing up his Aunt, is sent to stay at the leaky cauldron. And gets bored. Who wouldn't? Any 13 year old would be after all. So, after a while, he decided to pop to explore Diagon Alley and buy a few things. Chaos follows, like i...
I'm on the run (with you, my sweet love)

I'm on the run (with you, my sweet love)

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Minor Characters, Cho Chang, (future)
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Angst Slow Burn Magic There Was Only One Bed Fluff and Angst Minor Original Character(s) Harry Potter is So Done Powerful Harry Potter Harry Potter Has PTSD Albus Dumbledore Bashing Ron Weasley Bashing Sharing a Bed
Harry Potter was tired. After surviving the graveyard and going back to the Dursleys, it seems all his friends and godfather can say to him is "We'll talk when we meet, I can't say anything". He genuinely doesn't know if he can last another month lik...
I Hope This Letter Finds You Well

I Hope This Letter Finds You Well

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Astoria Greengrass, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, George Weasley, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson,
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Family Dynamics Family Fluff Not Canon Compliant Fluff and Humor Fluff and Angst Enemies to Friends to Lovers Not Beta Read Post-War Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings Ron Weasley Bashing Past Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
Hermione writes to Draco whilst he serves out his sentence in Azkaban.***Malfoy,I come in peace, even if hearing from me in this way brings you anything but. Your late wife has named me as one of your son’s guardians, as I am sure you are already awa...
What's Left

What's Left

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Death Eater Characters, Minor Original Characters - Character
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Emotional Hurt/Comfort Angst and Hurt/Comfort Minor Violence Auror Harry Potter Protective Harry Potter Post-Battle of Hogwarts Auror Ron Weasley The Ministry of Magic is Terrible (Harry Potter) Draco Malfoy Has Daddy Issues Draco Malfoy in Azkaban (previously) draco undercover Draco and Harry go on a Mission Together
Three years after the war, Harry discovers that Draco is ambidextrous. Soon after, he learns why.
Leap of Faith (Working Title)

Leap of Faith (Working Title)

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Severus Snape, Neville Longbottom, Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, Albus Dumbledore, Fenrir Greyback
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BAMF Harry Potter Alternate Universe Magically Powerful Harry Potter Dimension Travel Prophecy Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter) Overpowered Harry Potter Fiendfyre (Harry Potter) The Ministry of Magic is Terrible (Harry Potter) Disillusioned
Voldemort's defeat makes Harry a dangerous individual and the Wizarding World has always been fickle. Their world is a mess, but no one seems to want to deal with it.Initially Harry tries to train to be an Auror, but either people are determined to c...
I Found You My Angel

I Found You My Angel

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14.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Astoria Greengrass,
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Eventual Romance Mpreg Alternate Universe - Fantasy Slytherin Good Draco Malfoy Adventure & Romance Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting Protective Draco Malfoy Alternate Universe - Medieval Draco Malfoy is Obsessed with Harry Potter Gryffindor Bottom Harry
Yaoi/ Drarry/ mpreg/ kingdom/ veela/ bagaimana jika Harry Potter adalah seorang Veela? Rahasia dua kerajaan dan energi magis yang saling menarik membuat Harry terjebak dalam pesona seorang Draco Malfoy yang merupakan seorang Pangeran sama sepertinya!...
I don't belong among the angels, and baby that's just fine with me

I don't belong among the angels, and baby that's just fine with me

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15.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
Characters
Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood, Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Husk (Hazbin Hotel), Rosie (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)/Harry Potter
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The Ministry of Magic is Terrible (Harry Potter) Harry Potter in Azkaban He die’s but only briefly his mental health is Not Good the dementors don't help and goes to Hell rosie ships it Harry goes insane Demisexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) They Are In Hell For A Reason
The ministry sends harry to jail cause they're afraid of him.He goes insaneHe dies.And, lo and behold, he ends up in Hell
The Third Option

The Third Option

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15.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Voldemort (Harry Potter),
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Angst Albus Dumbledore Bashing Regulus Black Lives Peter Pettigrew is a Marauder Good Peter Pettigrew Evil Albus Dumbledore Pandora Lovegood and Evan Rosier are Siblings Peter Pettigrew Didn't Betray James Potter and Lily Evans Potter Severus Snape Bashing The Ministry of Magic is Incompetent (Harry Potter) The Ministry of Magic is Terrible (Harry Potter) Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody Bashing
What if there was a third option? Other than the Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters. A group of broken kids and one amazing adult that truly fought to stop the war and protect everyone.Set two years after the 7th year of Hogwarts.
Must Be Fate

Must Be Fate

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15.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
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Fluff Fluff and Humor Attempt at Humor Pining Not Beta Read Forced Proximity Boss/Employee Relationship Happy Ending Good Slytherins Reunions Alternate Universe - No Voldemort Good Draco Malfoy
“Draco had come to terms with the likelihood that he would probably never see Hermione again.Or so he thought. Because here she was. Standing in his living room.”Hermione is out of a job and Draco needs a nanny for his little sister. After years apar...
To the Moon and Back

To the Moon and Back

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15.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Fleur Delacour, Sirius Black, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Albus Dumbledore, Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Theodore Nott, Viktor Krum, Luna Lovegood/Theodore Nott,
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BAMF Harry Potter Not Beta Read Albus Dumbledore Bashing Seer Luna Lovegood Time Travel Fix-It Complete BAMF Luna Lovegood The Ministry of Magic is Terrible (Harry Potter)
Instead of choosing to go back and finish off Voldemort after he dies, Harry decides to board the train to go off to his next adventure.She wakes up as an infant with a new name and a new life, and only vague memories of being someone else.
One Hundred Percent Yours

One Hundred Percent Yours

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15.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Astoria Greengrass, Ginny Weasley, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Luna Lovegood, Theodore Nott,
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Fluff Forced Marriage Pregnancy Not Canon Compliant Tooth-Rotting Fluff Miscommunication Fluff and Angst Light Angst Not Beta Read I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE marriage law
The Ministry imposes a marriage law upon the students back to finish their education at Hogwarts. They've been given their most compatible match, but does that mean things are guaranteed to work out?The cheesiest thing you'll maybe ever read, we're h...
Enchanté

Enchanté

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15.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Evan Rosier,
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Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Revenge Blood and Injury Miscommunication Unresolved Sexual Tension Idiots in Love Falling In Love Friendship Queer Themes Sexual Tension Jealousy POV Multiple
REGULUS BLACK ABDUCTED BY HIS OWN BROTHER?The Noble and Most Ancient Black family just revealed that their only heir, Regulus Black, at 23 years old, has gone missing in the middle of the night on September 27th and accuses their estranged first son,...
More angsty version. With execution

More angsty version. With execution

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15.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Lyall Lupin, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Bartemius "Barty" Crouch Sr.,
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Angst Friends to Lovers Execution Child Murder Suicidal Thoughts Heavy Angst Original Character(s) Character Death Murder Implied/Referenced Suicide Suicide Attempt Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
Idea by Jeanieie. This is just the angsty version of the previous one😈
A corpse in the shrieking shack

A corpse in the shrieking shack

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15.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Minerva McGonagall, Lyall Lupin,
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Angst Heavy Angst Character Death Angst with a Happy Ending Hurt/Comfort Torture Implied/Referenced Suicide Fluff and Angst Dead Dove: Do Not Eat Implied/Referenced Character Death I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping Canonical Character Death
This is the prank only if Snape died. CW for domestic violence, suicidal tendencies, murder, torture, violence, underage drinking, underage smoking, sh thoughts etc etc.
Forget Me Not

Forget Me Not

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15.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Marlene McKinnon,
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Fluff Original Character(s) Domestic Fluff Chronic Pain Implied/Referenced Character Death Minor Character Death Chronic Illness POV Multiple wolfstar POV Remus Lupin Gay Sirius Black Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
AU Where Sirius Black and Remus adopt an orphan who was bitten in a werewolf attack. In this reality, Voldemort never got a huge following and the first was over before the Marauders even left Hogwarts. Long fic and has many original characters to me...
I Am Delusional With Love (I Don’t Care If You’re Not Sorry, I Forgive You)

I Am Delusional With Love (I Don’t Care If You’re Not Sorry, I Forgive You)

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Updated
17.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Percy Weasley, Weasley Family (Harry Potter), Percy Weasley & Weasley Family, Arthur Weasley & Percy Weasley, Molly Weasley & Percy Weasley
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Fred Weasley Lives Ministry of Magic (Harry Potter) Letters Deviates From Canon POV Molly Weasley Ministry of Magic Employee Percy Weasley The Ministry of Magic is Terrible (Harry Potter) i know yall hate when the weasleys are all individually tagged but trust it is the whole family a bit of weasley family bashing but i love them and they are human percy is my blorbo for real
Percy leaves after the fight and won’t respond to his mother’s letters. But she loves him anyway, and eventually, that will be enough to change the story.
Resilience

Resilience

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18.04.2025
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Slow Burn BAMF Harry Potter Don't Like Don't Read sorta - Freeform Good Slytherins Worldbuilding Revolution Polyamory Negotiations Elemental Magic Bisexual Harry Potter Rebellion Misguided Albus Dumbledore
Harry takes his future into his own hands, and inadvertently sparks a rebellion.Harry never wanted to change the world, but we don't always get what we want...But if Harry has any say in it... The Wizarding World will finally get what it deserves...F...