
Characters
Hange Zoë, Levi Ackerman, Mikasa Ackerman, Jean Kirstein, Armin Arlert, Eren Yeager, Reiner Braun, Connie Springer, Annie Leonhart, Erwin Smith, Zeke Yeager, Pieck Finger, Reiner Braun/Bertolt Hoover, Pieck Finger/Hange Zoë, Bertolt Hoover, Porco Galliard, Colt Grice, Levi Ackerman/Erwin Smith, Armin Arlert/Eren Yeager, Mikasa Ackerman/Annie Leonhart, Mikasa Ackerman & Armin Arlert & Eren Yeager, Eren Yeager & Zeke Yeager, Mikasa Ackerman/Sasha Blouse, Pieck Finger & Porco Galliard, Porco Galliard/Colt Grice, Levi Ackerman & Zeke Yeager, Levi Ackerman & Hange Zoë, Sasha Blouse
Tags
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
Crack
Alternate Universe - College/University
Humor
Texting
Everyone Is Gay
Weird Plot Shit
Trans Character
chatfic
loosely inspired by the comedic stylings of attack on titan junior high
The manga
this is dumb as hell i can’t lie
featuring my absolutely cooked sense of humor
Some Plot
i cut my hand just now ow ow
lots of em - Freeform
Trans Male Armin Arlert
Trans Female Mikasa Ackerman
thats a tag yippee!!
hopefully
Aromantic Asexual Zeke Yeager
Summary
levi:i can’t believe thisZeke:I know rightlevi:if your stunted hipster ass comes within 50 yards of me i’m gonna make your large intestine into one straight flesh tube,small intestine as wellZeke:I look forward to it.-insane off the shits aot chatfic
Note
also i just feel like pointing out: my first work in the aot fandom, a fandom i have been in for literal years, and it’s THIS
Chapters
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i will not kill my coworker(s)
April 19, 2025 at 09:49 AM -
30 pm (gone WRONG) (gone RENT CONTROLLED)
April 19, 2025 at 09:49 AM -
getting crushed by rubble but one of the avengers makes a joke about mondays
April 19, 2025 at 09:49 AM