30 pm (gone WRONG) (gone RENT CONTROLLED)
8:02 pm
triforce of mental disorders
mikasasalele:
EREN Are you okay??
armin:
what’s wrong? are you in danger?
eren yay!:
just got back from dinner with zeke. i’m not in danger it was just crazysauce
mikasasalele:
In the future, please only use the phrase ‘EMERGENCY’ if you’re actively bleeding out.
eren yay!:
sorry im just a lil fucked up rn
mikasasalele:
Forgiven
armin:
wanna talk about it?
eren yay!:
yes
zeke’s coming to teach at our school. as the new anthropology professor
which is why he wanted to take me out to dinner.
that, and one other thing.
mikasasalele:
That’s good news, right? I was under the impression you liked Zeke.
Did he do something? I can hurt him.
eren yay!:
no no nothing like that
we’ve never been particularly close to each other because of dad, but we like each other well enough. it’s just awkward between us especially because dad tried to keep us apart (and also tries to keep us apart, like, actively) so we don’t talk too much??
ig it’s good news i’m happy for him i’m mainly just worried about my dad’s reaction. since, you know, when im not in my dorm i live with him
armin:
wait what’s the other thing
eren yay!:
…zeke asked me to move in with him
mikasasalele:
😨
armin:
rare mikasa using emoji moment
ALSO WHAT
eren yay!:
he told me about his new job and then he broached the topic of me moving in to his newly rented condo
it’s still in shiganshina and we’d split the rent 60/40 (60% him 40% me)
i told him… id think about it??
mikasasalele:
Do you want to?
eren yay!:
idk…
on the one hand i can’t wait to move out and i’d be excited to be spending time with my brother
but you live with me too mika so i don’t want to leave you with just dad in the house on weekends and shii
mikasasalele
That would be boring ahh hell.
armin:
another great punctuation moment from mikasa everybody
mikasasalele:
I like to be ‘hip with the youth’ as they say.
eren yay!:
hello fellow kids ahh statement
mikasasalele:
Eren, if you really wanna move in with Zeke, I won’t mind.
Actually, that would be useful to me, since (drumroll) I’ve decided I’m moving into a dorm full-time.
armin:
really?? omg that’s great!
does that mean you finally found a roommate who doesn’t mind your sleepfighting?
mikasasalele:
Yes! She just transferred from the country after being homeschooled for high school and taking a gap year.
armin:
ohhh i think i saw her at orientation, talking to historia
sasha right?
mikasasalele:
Ya.
eren yay!:
good for you mikasa!! :D
mikasasalele:
I’m very excited to move in with her. We’re going to be just across from Annie and Hitch, so Armin, when you go to Annie’s dorm to play D&D we’ll be right next door.
armin:
:0
eren yay!:
huh!
okay then i’ll think some more on zeke’s offer thanks guys
eren yay! shared their location with mikasasalele and armin
eren yay!:
we can finish the convo at movie night im on the road
i’ll be there to pick yall up in about 30 min!
mikasasalele:
Eren, do NOT text and drive.
eren yay!:
😀
mikasasalele:
eren
armin:
no caps means you’re dead lil bro
eren yay!:
😀
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the cadets 🫡🦅
1:34 am
ymir freckled lemonade:
i’m bored
cadets sound off @everyone
Eren:
that’s too evil it’s like the witching hour
ymir freckled lemonade:
the sky’s awake. so i’m awake.
Eren:
the sky is most definitely not awake
ymir freckled lemonade:
if i have to suffer chronic insomnia everybody here does too
unknown number:
i agree with mr manbun actually
this is cruel and unusual
Eren:
Hello 👋 hi yeah sorry my name is EREN
unknown number:
hello hi my name is CONNIE
unknown number changed their name to conman
conman:
seriously dude do you know you look like a hipster i mean yikes
Eren:
wait shit connie??
you’re talking mad shit for someone who literally has a buzz cut
conman:
u talking mad shit for someone whose hair looks so greasy it would stay frozen in place if you took our that nasty hairtie
Eren:
july 13th 2032 at 4:22 pm. strangulation.
conman:
WHAT
Eren:
be there or be alive
mikasa (goat):
Eren.
What did we say about threatening people with the exact times and dates and causes of their deaths?
Eren:
to not do it
mikasa (goat):
Very good! 😌
Eren:
why are you even lecturing me about this in the gc we’re literally awake and across the room from each other right now
mikasa (goat):
Look I just don’t want these nice folks to associate me with your pseudo-Joaquín-Phoenix’s-Joker behavior.
jean:
don’t worry mi casa my love we won’t 💕
mikasa (goat):
Kill yourself.
jean:
ok
to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die
mikasa (goat):
The Smiths reference? Kill yourself (begrudgingly) rescinded.
Eren:
mikasa what did we say about making kys jokes to other people?
mikasa (goat):
…To not do it.
unknown number:
WAIT MIKASA HIIII
OMG HI GUYS WAIT I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A GC
unknown number changed their name to Sasha
Sasha:
HIII EVERYONE I’M SASHA I’M MIKASA’S NEW ROOMIE
I LIKE FOOD AND ARCHERY AND SHARPSHOOTING (and women) WHATT WHO SAID THAT
conman:
yooo sasha in the gc 🔥🔥
Sasha:
Oh yeah and connie is my best friend! and jean is there too i guess
jean:
i literally drove you two drunkards home last night. betrayal
Sasha:
You know i love you, it’s just that i’m like an emotionally stoic father: I’ll only show it if you’re ever in a near-death situation or if i’m lost in the cups
jean:
thanks i guess??
mikasa (goat):
Hi Sasha :)
Eren:
nice to meet you sasha
‘(and women)’ 🏳️🌈🤨🫵⁉️
Sasha:
🏳️🌈😀👍‼️
Eren:
🏳️🌈😀🤝😀🏳️🌈‼️
armin:
clown to clown communication
clown to clown conversation
ymir freckled lemonade:
okay enough of this low-level faggotry
everybody meet my girlfriend
unknown number:
hi 👋
ymir woke me up
ymir changed unknown number’s name to historia
historia:
hey guys i’m historia
i like crepes?? and women?? idk i think most people here know me already
Eren:
historia moment
armin:
historia moment
mikasa (goat):
Historia moment
jean:
historia moment (?)
historia:
horse moment
jean:
TARGETED
historia:
like annie targeted your dick during boxing yesterday?
jean:
mikasa how many people did you tell about that? 🥲
mikasa (goat):
Tee hee
unknown number:
Okay i was lurking but i saw my name get mentioned so hey 🙋
unknown number changed their name to Annie Leonhart
mikasa (goat):
Omg Annie hiii
armin:
anniieeeeee
Annie Leonhart:
hang on i’m summoning my goons
@armorenthusiast @bearturtle
unknown number:
yo
unknown number:
yo
unknown number changed unknown number’s name to bert
unknown number changed their name to ernie
ernie:
get it
because he’s bert
and i’m reiner
but reiner is kind of almost an anagram of ernie
like sesame street
so i’m ernie
bert:
i think they may have gathered this fact 💔
Eren:
yoooo goated chads and alpha males in the chat
this includes annie i don’t discriminate based on gender
Annie Leonhart:
preciate you
Eren:
okay who else is there?? lowkey feel like i’m forgetting some folks
jean:
@halfandhalfenjoyer
marco
unknown number changed their name to Marco
Marco:
sup
bert:
hey marco
do we have civics homework due tomorrow i honestly can’t remember
Marco:
dude we have an ESSAY
ernie:
you’re dead i fear
bert:
shit
Eren:
okay i think that’s all of us
avengers assemble
jean:
i don’t like marvel ew marvel enjoyer
Eren:
it was just a stupid joke you dumb bitch
jean:
and you have just a stupid face you dumb bitch
Eren:
march 21st 2025 5:01 pm. multiple skull fractures and blunt force trauma
mikasa (goat):
EREN.
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pieck created a new chat
pieck named the chat the traitors
pieck added pocky, Zeke, reiner, and several others to the chat
pieck:
well well well
i suppose you’re wondering why i’ve gathered you all here today