Sarcasm FanFiction

All’s Fair in Love and Petty Revenge

All’s Fair in Love and Petty Revenge

M/M
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Regulus Black & Remus Lupin, Amos Diggory
Tags
Fluff Chaos Bisexual Remus Lupin Gay Sirius Black Hogwarts Regulus Black Lives Regulus Black is a Little Shit Funny James Potter Loves Regulus Black Humour Gay Regulus Black Sirius Black & James Potter Friendship
“I’m telling you, they’re doing it on purpose,” James muttered, arms crossed as he glared at the library entrance, where Remus and Regulus were laughing together.“Why would they?” Sirius huffed, trying to sound indifferent as he twirled his quill bet...
When i was fourteen (i had my first love)

When i was fourteen (i had my first love)

M/M
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Blaise Zabini, Pansy Parkinson, Cho Chang, Viktor Krum, Draco Malfoy/Original Male Character(s)
Tags
Fluff Angst Original Character(s) Humor Domestic Fluff Attempt at Humor Chaos First Kiss Enemies to Lovers Jealousy Angst and Humor Hogwarts
Prompt: When Durmstrang boys started flirting with Draco Malfoy and Harry gets jealous and ask him to Yule ball
Unlikely Affection

Unlikely Affection

F/M
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Albus Dumbledore, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson
Tags
Death Strangers to Lovers Love Hogwarts Hogwarts Forbidden Forest curses? Sarcasm Durmstrang Blood Curse Beauxbatons (Harry Potter) Darkness
Draco Malfoy has always thought himself untouchable, the pure-blood heir who could never be bothered with anything—or anyone—beneath him. But when Irma, a quiet transfer student with a mysterious past, steps into his path, everything changes. What st...
I like my clients unmoving, thank you.

I like my clients unmoving, thank you.

Gen
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Rodolphus Lestrange, Rabastan Lestrange, Hufflepuff Students, No Romantic Relationship(s), Amycus Carrow, Alecto Carrow
Tags
Suicidal Thoughts Blood and Injury Hallucinations Self-Harm Deatheaters No Smut Hemophobia Protective Minerva McGonagall Demonic Possession Graphic Description of Corpses mentions of self harm Mentions of Suicide
Snape, as the new headmaster, sets up a job fair, where the students can learn a bit about different jobs in the magical community.Rodolphus, who has his own mortuary and is quite happy only being surrounded by dead people and, occasionally, his brot...
All we are (is skin and bones)

All we are (is skin and bones)

F/F
F/M
M/M
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Alice Longbottom/Frank Longbottom,
Tags
Fluff Flirting Hurt/Comfort Humor Falling In Love Maybe - Freeform No Smut maybe not its messy Complex Family Dynamics Sarcasm its not always happy
Evan Rosier has had a crush on Barty for years. Regulus knows, but still he decides to kiss Barty at a party.So when Regulus’ extremely fit ex starts talking with Evan, he gets the perfect opportunity to have some revenge.A summer A/U set in the sout...
Le départ

Le départ

Gen
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Characters, Harry Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Rubeus Hagrid, Quirinus Quirrell, Dursley Family (Harry Potter), Harry Potter & Original Character(s), Dursley Family & Harry Potter
Tags
Fluff and Angst Attempt at Humor Manipulation Unreliable Narrator Self-Insert Childhood Trauma Violence POV First Person POV Multiple Dark Magic Female Harry Potter Bad Writing
It is Elleksars twelveth year in the new world and Harriettas eleventh, Elleksar is still battling the madness that is the mind and Harrietta is finally introduced to the story, but what good is that, if Elleksar just wants to lock her in a cage to k...
All you need is loaf

All you need is loaf

F/M
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Fred Weasley, George Weasley,
Tags
Fluff Slow Burn Friends to Lovers Depression Dysfunctional Family Family Dynamics Eventual Romance Swearing Implied/Referenced Self-Harm Fluff and Angst Enemies to Friends to Lovers Bullying
Elizabeth Blanchet is starting at Hogwarts. However, she feels out of place. Living in Muggle Canada or Muggle France for most of her life has made it that being surrounded by so much magic and new people is very stressful.So to quell her anxieties,...
For what it's worth

For what it's worth

F/M
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Tom Riddle/Original Female Character(s), Euphemia Potter, Euphemia Potter & Original Character(s), Emrys Rosewood
Tags
Flirting Sarcasm Hufflepuff Pride Manipulative Tom Riddle Hufflepuff/Slytherin Inter-House Relationships Hufflepuff Young Tom Riddle Teenage Tom Riddle Hufflepuff Reader Hufflepuff Original Character(s) Young Euphemia Potter bully flirting
pirate and a prince

pirate and a prince

M/M
Multi
G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Evan Rosier, Barty Crouch Jr., Pandora Lovegood,
Tags
Magic Past Child Abuse Kidnapping Dark Sirius Black Lives Regulus Black is a Little Shit Bad Parent Walburga Black POV Regulus Black Pandora Lovegood and Evan Rosier are Siblings Sarcasm Royal Prince Regulus Black Royal Prince Sirius Black
Regulus is the heir to the kingdom of black after Sirius was deemed unfit he is to find someone to marry at a ball he was getting ready with Sirius when the kingdoms alarm bell went of when he thinks hes got away hes knocked unconscious only when he...
Congratulations, it's a boy!

Congratulations, it's a boy!

Gen
M/M
Other
G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Iron Man (Movies)
Characters
Harry Potter, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Loki (Marvel), Nick Fury, Other Character Tags to Be Added, Sirius Black, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter & Tony Stark, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter/Tony Stark, Avengers Team Members (Marvel) & Harry Potter,
Tags
Other Additional Tags to Be Added Hurt/Comfort Parent Tony Stark Avengers Family Protective Tony Stark Fluff and Crack Violence Trauma Alternate Universe Trust Issues Magically Powerful Harry Potter Healing
After witnessing Voldemort’s resurrection and facing him in a deathly duel, meeting his parents is a blessing and Harry wants nothing more but to stay with them. So when he touches the portkey his magic listens and grants Harry his wish, landing Harr...
To Kill A Zombie Dark Lord and Hopefully Not Die In the Process

To Kill A Zombie Dark Lord and Hopefully Not Die In the Process

F/M
Gen
M/M
G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Albus Dumbledore, Voldemort (Harry Potter), Nico di Angelo/Will Solace, Percy Jackson, Hazel Levesque, Nico di Angelo, Will Solace, Frank Zhang,
Tags
BAMF Harry Potter Bisexual Will Solace Gay Nico di Angelo Nico di Angelo and Will Solace are Dorks BAMF Nico di Angelo Nico di Angelo-centric Nico di Angelo/Will Solace Fluff I’ll add more later Nico di Angelo is a Little Shit Nico di Angelo Needs a Hug Nico di Angelo and Will Solace are Cute Harry Potter is a Horcrux
The Fates loathed him, he was certain of it.All Nico had wanted was a month - ONE month - of rest after nearly killing himself while dragging the Athena Parthenos to Camp Half-Blood.But of course, some idiot dark lord HAD to go resurrect himself lite...
A Distinct Half-Blood Prince

A Distinct Half-Blood Prince

G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, I don’t have to list up the whole lot hopefully
Tags
BAMF Harry Potter Humor Magically Powerful Harry Potter Hogwarts Forbidden Forest Sarcasm Thestrals (Harry Potter) cheek might be a bit over the top but i can’t reign myselfin Oh yes pairings not decided yet therefore might be interactive
Hi, this will by my try on a magically powerful harry potter fic with just all the things I consider cool and manage to include. I want to emphasize that I find thestrals really cool and underrated and therefore I will include them heavily, I think....
Amor Vincit Omnia| Sebastian Sallow x Metamorphmagus Reader

Amor Vincit Omnia| Sebastian Sallow x Metamorphmagus Reader

F/M
Gen
Multi
Other
G
Updated
15.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game) Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
Characters
Poppy Sweeting, Ominis Gaunt, Sebastian Sallow, Natsai Onai, Sebastian Sallow/Original Female Character(s), Garreth Weasley, Sebastian Sallow/Reader, Anne Sallow, Imelda Reyes, Samantha Dale, Adelaide Oakes, Leander Prewett,
Tags
Fluff Developing Relationship Angst Strong Female Characters Fluff and Angst Enemies to Friends to Lovers Idiots in Love Falling In Love Pining Not Beta Read Friendship Jealousy
Get ready to fall head over heels for the magic of Amor Vincit Omnia!Join Sebastian and a free-spirited Gryffindor, two students at Hogwarts, as they navigate their way through seven years of spells, mischief, and a whole lot of drama.Sebastian is de...
Everything that was not seen and will be seen

Everything that was not seen and will be seen

F/F
F/M
Gen
Multi
G
Updated
12.04.2025
Fandom
Naruto
Characters
Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, Tsunade (Naruto), Nara Shikamaru, Uchiha Itachi, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Haku (Naruto), Karin (Naruto), Mochizuki Azami, Tatami Iwashi,
Tags
Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Strong Female Characters Eventual Romance Hurt/Comfort References to Depression Headcanon Self-Insert Friendship Incorrect Quotes Drabble Collection Reincarnation Short One Shot
Deleted or headcanon scenes throughout Dreaming of the Moon that I didn't include in the main one.
How the Other Half Lives

How the Other Half Lives

F/M
G
Updated
17.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Minerva McGonagall, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley,
Tags
Slow Burn Strong Female Characters Eventual Romance Secret Past Post-War Novel Ron Weasley Bashing Self-Reflection Ron Weasley is a Little Shit Horseback Riding Good Pansy Parkinson Gryffindor/Slytherin Inter-House Relationships
The war is over. The Ministry has mandated all Hogwarts students to repeat their previous year, with no exemptions. Given the past, Hermione Granger has no interest in returning to Hogwarts, and can only hope for a quiet year.Between the significant...
Frozen devotion (on hiatus😔)

Frozen devotion (on hiatus😔)

F/F
F/M
M/M
Multi
Other
G
Updated
12.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes,
Tags
Fluff Flirting Angst Murder Angst with a Happy Ending Hurt/Comfort Humor Chaos Falling In Love Minor Character Death No Smut good friendships
Prince Sirius Orion Black will be crowned in a month.That is until he gets kidnapped by the rogue pirate crew, the marauders.
Nebula x F!Reader one shots

Nebula x F!Reader one shots

F/F
G
Updated
12.04.2025
Fandom
Marvel Cinematic Universe The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
Characters
Peter Quill, Mantis (Marvel), Nebula (Marvel), Gamora (Marvel), Groot (Marvel), Rocket Raccoon, Nebula (Marvel)/Reader, Nebula (Marvel) & Reader, Drax the Destroyer, Gamora/Peter Quill, Guardians of the Galaxy Team & Reader, Guardians of the Galaxy Team/Reader
Tags
Fluff Angst Reader-Insert One Shot Author Is Sleep Deprived wlw Nebula Needs a Hug (Marvel) Sarcasm Mutant Reader na'vi reader?
I know probably not a lot of ppl will read this but as a Nebula stan I'm hoping that after Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 she'll finally get the recognition she deserves cause she's the coolest and the lack of fanfics about her is cruela few things be...
Dear James

Dear James

G
Updated
17.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Severus Snape, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes,
Tags
Angst Magic Humor Jealousy Sarcasm Flying Emotions Sex (not graphic)
This is Lily Evans' story. Come along for the ride!(Inspired by ATYD, much of the content will be rewritten as Lily is not a central character in Remus' story. I will do my best to include my favorite ships in this work though :) )Note: This is a wor...
The Prince and The Crow - The Year of the Dragon

The Prince and The Crow - The Year of the Dragon

F/M
G
Updated
18.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Female Character(s), Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, Molly Weasley,
Tags
Family Drama Canon-Typical Violence canon-divergence Swearing Mild Sexual Content Severitus | Severus Snape is Harry Potter's Parent Good Slytherins Teenage Drama Action & Romance Elemental Magic Paganism Slytherins Being Slytherins
A family clinging together. A summer shadowed by dark events. A year of threats and dangers.In a world where most see only good and evil, some must forge their own path in the spaces between.Part four of the series.
Like Milkshake and French Fries

Like Milkshake and French Fries

G
Updated
18.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Other Character Tags to Be Added, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, Daphne Greengrass/Harry Potter, Daphne Greengrass & Harry Potter
Tags
Fluff Other Additional Tags to Be Added Swearing Humor Ron Weasley Bashing Magically Powerful Harry Potter POV Harry Potter Sarcasm POV Daphne Greengrass Mischievious Harry Potter Ice Queen-like Daphne Greengrass at least at the beginning
Yeah, had to be, but wait, who was it again that killed Lord fucking Voldemort twice and stabbed a Basilisk at the age of twelve? Right, it was him.So, back to the question, WHY?Yes, Harry would be an excellent Journalist with this attitude, might ev...