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mr.stork: hey @biderman what is your status????biderman: what like on where I am?mr.stork: no on discordbiderman: ohbiderman: OHbiderman: you don’t wanna knowbiderman: but I will say thisbiderman: shuribunky: makes sense
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hope this made you laugh in wake of nwhno i haven't seen it, yes i know what happens
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the imprisonment


 

Users: 

 

  rat hell (midtown squad + shuri’s harley [AKA the science kids] GC)

    #rat-jail (server channel)

 

bi webbiness:  peter

 

royal highness: shuri

 

supreme intelligence: ned

 

badass iconic-ness: MJ

 

potato chaos: harley


 

  rat hell (midtown squad + shuri’s harley [AKA the science kids] GC)

 

royal highness: the only advice needed for sex and life

royal highness: “don’t be an ass (unless it's consensual)” 

 

potato chaos: *have an ass

potato chaos: hehe

 

royal highness: have as much ass as you want

 

bi webbiness: alskdkdld

 

potato chaos: eat ass and smoke grass

 

bi webbiness: smoke ass eat grass 

 

royal highness: ass grass smoke eat

 

badass iconic-ness: Mow ass eat grass

 

supreme intelligence: grass ass eat smoke

 

badass iconic-ness: Eat smoke grass ass

 

bi webbiness: ass

 

supreme intelligence: so true


 

  [TIME SKIP]

 


 

  rat hell (midtown squad + shuri’s harley [AKA the science kids] GC)

    #rat-jail (server channel)

 

bi webbiness: harley why are you in jail this time

 

potato chaos: homophobia 

 

supreme intelligence: he was using board games as similes for jacking off

 

potato chaos: actually i was using board games as a simile for punching someone in the dick but ok off ig

 

badass iconic-ness: Sure you were

 

potato chaos: i still call homophobia 

 

badass iconic-ness: Not my fault you made a joke about dildos in the kid’s section

 

bi webbiness: what the

bi webbiness: everytime i go on patrol i miss harley being put in jail

 

badass iconic-ness: Get fucked bitch

 

royal highness: lmaoo

royal highness: look at this loser in jail

 

potato chaos: i'll make you my bitch

potato chaos: whore /j

 

badass iconic-ness: You literally couldn’t but ok

 

royal highness: actually

royal highness: i’d like to see you try

royal highness: it’d be funny

 

potato chaos: oh so you’re into that

potato chaos: disgraceful bottom

 

supreme intelligence: says you

 

royal highness: i am no bottom

 

potato chaos: ned you can’t say anything

 

supreme intelligence: well i don’t even know 

supreme intelligence: i have not stuck my dick in a consenting adult

 

bi webbiness: I’M

 

potato chaos: can we put ned in jail too

 

supreme intelligence: i am just stating facts

 

bi webbiness: honestly we should

 

supreme intelligence: betrayal

 

bi webbiness: sorry babe

bi webbiness: shuri?

 

royal highness: i am a ned apologist

royal highness: my vote is no

 

supreme intelligence: thank you much appreciated

 

bi webbiness: alright no jail i guess

bi webbiness: both the mods have to agree it’s only fair

 

royal highness: wait hang on why are we putting him in jail

royal highness: if it’s a solid reason he’s is going to jail

royal highness: i want to hear both sides of the story

 

supreme intelligence: gonna be honest i don’t remember what happened

 

potato chaos: it was like two min ago

 

supreme intelligence: and??

supreme intelligence: tell that to my ADHD brain

 

potato chaos: ah valid

 

supreme intelligence: i will say i was merely defending myself from harley’s accusations of being a bottom

 

| Quote: “i have not stuck my dick in a consenting adult”

bi webbiness: i think it was this comment

 

royal highness: ned

royal highness: do you realize how that could be taken

 

supreme intelligence: OH SHIT YALL ARE RIGHT FUCK HOW DID I MISS THAT

supreme intelligence: allow me to revise it

 

bi webbiness: maybe we won’t allow u

bi webbiness: what then

 

supreme intelligence: “i haven’t stuck my dick in a single living thing”

 

bi webbiness: still bad

 

supreme intelligence: ah wait that could imply i fucked a corpse

 

bi webbiness: wasn’t aware you were a necrophiliac 

 

supreme intelligence: i am not i swear

 

royal highness: that sounds like something a necrophiliac would say

 

potato chaos: that sounds like something your mom would say

potato chaos: got em

 

supreme intelligence: my mom would say that

supreme intelligence: unknowingly

supreme intelligence: but she would

 

potato chaos: called it

 

badass iconic-ness: “I am still a virgin”

badass iconic-ness: That works 

 

bi webbiness: ^^^

 

supreme intelligence: that’s not as spicy tho

supreme intelligence: or funny

 

potato chaos: you’re really gonna commit to this huh?

 

supreme intelligence: shut up car fucker

 

potato chaos: I AM NOT

 

bi webbiness: but it’s gonna keep u from outing urself as a necrophiliac

 

supreme intelligence: but see

 

royal highness: ok ned is off the hook

 

supreme intelligence: LET’S GO

 

potato chaos: OH COME ON

 

bi webbiness: sorry harley

bi webbiness: both the mods have to agree thems the rules

 

badass iconic-ness: Unless it’s Harley

 

royal highness: unless it’s harley


 

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