the monster fuckers
Users:
rat hell (midtown squad + shuri’s harley [AKA the science kids] GC)
#rat-jail (server channel)
bi webbiness: peter
royal highness: shuri
supreme intelligence: ned
badass iconic-ness: MJ
potato chaos: harley
rat hell (midtown squad + shuri’s harley [AKA the science kids] GC)
#rat-jail (server channel)
potato chaos: wait would wanting to fuck a vampire count as necrophilia
supreme intelligence: is this about the Tall Vampire Lady
potato chaos: i mean its about vampires in general
bi webbiness: everyday i am reminded that harley is the funniest person on this godforsaken server
badass iconic-ness: i fear i am becoming the only friend who exclusively wants to fuck humans and nothing else
bi webbiness: hey i’m still here aren’t i?
potato chaos: you mean you wouldn’t fuck an elf?
badass iconic-ness: NO?
bi webbiness: fair enough i would want to have a vampire romance me
badass iconic-ness: yeah you just destroyed your own argument
bi webbiness: HOW
bi webbiness: MJ THOSE AREN’T EVEN REAL
badass iconic-ness: i don’t care
badass iconic-ness: i am not into vampires
potato chaos: wait to clarify you would fuck humanoid creatures?
potato chaos: cuz you’re literally cutting off a wide variety of absolutely hot humanoid species
badass iconic-ness: LIKE WHAT
potato chaos: like an elf?
badass iconic-ness: ELVES ARE NOT HOT HARLEY
potato chaos: demi humans?
potato chaos: orcs?
bi webbiness: also i would argue in a supernatural world humanoids would not be considered animals
potato chaos: hence the term demi-human
badass iconic-ness: i am only interested in sleeping with someone that is the same species i am
bi webbiness: well they’d have human-like sentience which would have them be classified as “human” not “animal”
supreme intelligence: yeah they can like consent
royal highness: also technically vampires are still human
badass iconic-ness: fine
badass iconic-ness: you pass
bi webbiness: thank you
badass iconic-ness: but you’re on thin fucking ice
potato chaos: you’re a coward
potato chaos: i can’t believe you don’t find elves hot
badass iconic-ness: HARLEY WHY
supreme intelligence: elves may be hot bot goliaths are hotter
bi webbiness: bot
supreme intelligence: shut
badass iconic-ness: ELVES ARE NOT HOT
potato chaos: i would fuck most demi human species that can consent
badass iconic-ness: send me a photo of this supposed hot elf
bi webbiness: wait
bi webbiness: wait a fucking minute
bi webbiness: MJ ARE U THINKING ABOUT SANTA’S ELVES???
badass iconic-ness: those are the only ones that come to mind???
supreme intelligence: oh my god
royal highness: WAIT THAT’S A GOOD CLARIFICATION
bi webbiness: WE ARE TALKING ABOUT TWO DIFFERENT TYPE OF ELVES
potato chaos:*fanart _of_link_from_zelda_reader_look_this_up.jpeg*
potato chaos: example one
badass iconic-ness: ok yeah i’d fuck an elf
badass iconic-ness: i thought y’all wanted me to fuck something wearing christmas attire and i-
potato chaos: yeah i can’t be friends with people who wouldn’t fuck a large majority of fantasy species
bi webbiness: PLEASE
potato chaos: hey if we scale king kongs dick size to how big he is in the 2005 film he could feesibly have sex with the woman cuz a gorilla's dick is tiny fun fact
badass iconic-ness: fun fact everyone in this server is shorter than a whale dick
potato chaos: I’M SORRY
potato chaos: W H A T
bi webbiness: thank you mj very cool
badass iconic-ness: you’re welcome
potato chaos: hot /j
bi webbiness: ok whale fucker
badass iconic-ness: now we have two
bi webbiness: do not remind me of that
supreme intelligence: I AM NOT A WHALE FUCKER
badass iconic-ness: i didn’t say you were
badass iconic-ness: you did
supreme intelligence: wait wait wait
supreme intelligence: fuck
potato chaos: ok how many of y’all would fuck a mermaid
badass iconic-ness: how does that even work
potato chaos: idk
bi webbiness: wait can u fuck a mermaid?
royal highness: fish anatomy is wack
potato chaos: tail up the ass
supreme intelligence: that would be more lamias my guy
bi webbiness: i mean i guess i would romance a mermaid?
bi webbiness: idk about sex
bi webbiness: but i would like them to kiss me
bi webbiness: even if they drown me it’s fine
badass iconic-ness: yeah i guess mermaids are hot
supreme intelligence: i don’t really get the mermaid fantasy
potato chaos: mermaids fulfill those with asphyxiation kinks
bi webbiness: thank you harls very cool
bi webbiness: anyways mj i think your “i’m the only one who fucks humans” card is revoked
badass iconic-ness: man
potato chaos: humans are at the bottom of my fuck list tbh
badass iconic-ness: you’re going to be in jail for a long time
potato chaos: k
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badass iconic-ness: harley that elf photo you sent
badass iconic-ness: that was link
badass iconic-ness: that is a male
potato chaos: i am pan you think I care
badass iconic-ness: I THOUGHT THAT WAS A WOMAN HARLEY
badass iconic-ness: MOST IMPORTANTLY, NOT FUCKING LINK
potato chaos: just kiddin’ i don’t wanna fuck link
potato chaos: i grew up with him fucking him would be weird for me
potato chaos: i would fuck zelda tho
badass iconic-ness: aight
bi webbiness: this chat is wild
supreme intelligence: i would fuck prince sidon
potato chaos: I
potato chaos: probably would too
bi webbiness: ok so just to clarify we have:
- Car fucker (/j) / Monster fucker (/j) /Necrophiliac (/j): Harley
- Horse fucker (/j): Shuri
- Whale fucker (/j): Ned
- Car fucker (/j) / Cat Fucker (/j) : Flash
potato chaos: do NOT label me as /j
potato chaos: i AM a monster fucker
royal highness: i’m sorry flash is a WHAT
badass iconic-ness: oh yeah
badass iconic-ness: as soon as this mfer sees my mom’s red car he loses it
badass iconic-ness: actually anything red
bi webbiness: he also unknowingly made a neko joke once and i will never let that die
royal highness: understandable neither would i
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potato chaos: wait how would fuckin a centaur work
potato chaos: you’d just die right?
bi webbiness: man idk
potato chaos: wait you’d die if you fucked a centaur with a dick
potato chaos: if it was a one with a horse cooch you’d be fine
royal highness: i keep forgetting that when a person says “imma fuck someone” they typically mean they’re the ones penetrating
bi webbiness: well not always
royal highness: the english language is stupid
badass iconic-ness: agreed
supreme intelligence: yep
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supreme intelligence: off topic but @harley
potato chaos: yee
supreme intelligence: betty is asking where horses rank on your fuck-ability scale
potato chaos: horses are like…
potato chaos: #32
supreme intelligence: i don’t know what i expected
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#rat-jail (server channel)
potato chaos: can i be unjailed now 🥺
royal highness: take a good hard look at the past 4 conversations we had
potato chaos: damnit