you’re the risk (i’m here to take it)

“Fuck, okay.” Wade hisses out, “What’s the plan here? Do we try to run for it? Fight these fuckers?”Logan shakes his head, before reaching out for Wade. “Give me your hand.”The corner of Wade’s lips tug up into a smirk, “Peanut, baby, as much as I adore a big romantic gesture, I don’t think the power of gay love is gonna stop these fuckers. Especially when Madonna isn’t playing this time. We have to get out of here now so that we can hold hands later.”Logan growls in frustration, but Wade can see the way his cheeks tint pink.He can’t help but think Logan looks cute like this.“No, you fucking idiot, give me your hand so we can use that stupid portal watch and get out of here.” Logan snaps at him, before grabbing Wade’s wrist into his own hand, and punching a combo into the watch.ᯓᡣ𐭩Or; the loosely based off of the Proposal au that nobody asked for, nor wanted! ft. two idiots falling in love out of spite for everyone else and each other as they play the world’s gayest version of gay chicken because they are gay and they are chickens. Also, the X-Men are there.

not me writing this in between applying for law school, corresponding with university faculty staff, and attending seminars ✋ the poolverine brainrot is so realᯓᡣ𐭩anyway! hope u enjoy! c:title based on the song “risk” by gracie abrams