Don't touch me, darling (you don't know where I've been)

Baldur's Gate (Video Games) Naruto
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Don't touch me, darling (you don't know where I've been)
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Characters
Orochimaru (Naruto), Uchiha Itachi, Astarion (Baldur's Gate), Karlach (Baldur's Gate), Lae'zel (Baldur's Gate), Shadowheart (Baldur's Gate), Wyll (Baldur's Gate), Hoshigaki Kisame, Lae'zel/Shadowheart (Baldur's Gate), Halsin (Baldur's Gate), Gale (Baldur's Gate), Hidan (Naruto), Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi, Karlach/Wyll (Baldur's Gate), Astarion (Baldur's Gate)/ Orochimaru (Naruto), Hidan (Naruto)/Karlach (Baldur's Gate), Gale (Baldur's Gate)/ Uchiha Itachi, Hoshigaki Kisame/Lae'zel (Baldur's Gate), Cazador Szarr, Omeluum (Baldur's Gate), Jaheira (Baldur's Gate), Us (Baldur's Gate)
Tags
Heavy Angst Blood and Gore Past Torture Chaos Found Family Polyamory Terminal Illnesses Human/Vampire Relationship Past Sexual Abuse Mind Games Crossover Redemption Crossover Pairings Everyone Has Issues Mild Smut Long-Term Relationship(s) Astarion Needs a Hug (Baldur's Gate) Vampire Sex Protective Uchiha Itachi Astarion's Past Abuse (Baldur's Gate) Minor Gale (Baldur's Gate)/Mystra (Dungeons & Dragons)
Summary
"I think you want to be known. To be tasted." “You should be careful. Most people who’ve gotten a taste of me find me…unpalatable.”"Perhaps you need to find someone with a more refined palate, my dear."
Note
This entire affair started when some Discord friends remarked about how Baldur's Gate 3's premise basically makes it perfect for crossovers so here I am. I regret nothing and yet I regret everything.

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