Harry Potter-Lupin-Black, the boy-of-hyphens

Voldemort has a nervous breakdown every time he has to change the seating chart, Sirius Black does not hand over his godson to Hagrid and does not go to Azkaban, and Remus Lupin basically speeds back to Britain when he hears what went down. Sirius is a carbon copy of his mother, Walburga, who absolutely hates Voldemort almost as much as she hates Lucius Malfoy. She lives in the only actual safe place that he can bring his godson, and that is how Harry Potter grows up with a grandmother, two fathers, a spy of an uncle, and the three most amazing friends the world could give. He takes after Walburga and Sirius in the sense that Thursdays were the day you should out do yourself. (Harry is raised by Remus, Sirius, and Walburga, Befriends Ron Weasley, Daphne Greengrass, and Luna Lovegood, and causes all around chaos for everyone involved. There is heart ache, there is heart warmth, and there is a shit ton of laughter and embarrassment to go around.