Harry Potter-Lupin-Black, the boy-of-hyphens

Harry Potter-Lupin-Black woke up quickly, and suddenly. It was in no way like movies would portray, with Draco sleeping next to him. Oh no, Harry woke up with a sudden jerk, Sending Draco falling to the floor. Draco had been at the edge of the other boys bed when he suddenly flew up and looked around. 

It was almost like he resurrected from the dead, and all of that peacefulness that was about his unconscious body disappeared, leaving Draco with a chaotic looking and awfully confused person to deal with.

Draco found, that in an unsettling way, he had missed that chaotic look. That thought made him want to jump out of the hospital wing window, because that look only meant trouble and Draco honestly just wanted to have a peaceful year, but  Harry really knew how to prevent that from happening. 

"Oh, Draco, darling, acquainting yourself with the floor are you?" At this point, the boy whose name contained way too many hyphens was peering over the edge of the bed, looking at Draco with amusement. 

"You scared me you idiot! Why the bloody hell did you wake up like that? I almost thought you were possessed!" Harry tilted his head to the side as Draco yelled at him. 

"I always wake up like that... You should know that by now. And you've been hanging around Ron waaaay too much. His language is rubbing off on you." Draco stood, glaring at Harry the entire time.

"I know you usually wake up like that, but you've been asleep for three days, and I thought that you'd wake up in a different way. Shows how stupid I am to believe you could ever wake up like a normal human." Harry smirked as he swung his legs off the edge of the bed.

"Indeed it does, but lets not insult ourselves, my dear. I'd rather not have to tell people I'm going to marry an idiot!" Draco tackled him back onto the bed. He was just so infuriated with the other boy. First he spent an entire three days unconscious and then he had the audacity to behave like everything was normal.

"Stupid, you stupid idiot. Bloody fucking twat. Go bugger a bloody hippogryff, son of a slag who smokes dragon dung!" Draco had rolled off of the other boy at this point, realizing that him laying on the other boy would only encourage him. His spouting of insults only seemed to amuse Harry to a greater extent. 

"Aw, I'm glad you missed me." Harry climbed out of the bed as Madame Pomfrey came rushing into the room. 

"What was all that fus- Get back into that bed right this instance young man!" Harry held his hands up in surrender as he plopped back into the bed.  

"Honestly, I'm feeling fine now. I guess I just really needed sleep!" Harry really shouldn't have said that. Madame Pomfrey was going to murder the boy herself. The audacity that it took to say those words when he had just woken up from a three day coma due to Magic depletion. 

"You used so much magic that you could have died! You will not leave that bed until I finish the tests to confirm that you are absolutely fine. If I find even one single sign that something is wrong then I swear to Merlin you will be kept here for at least one more night!" She was most certainly not playing around, but since when did that stop the other boy from taking everything she said as a joke. 

"Yes Madame. One flaw in my health and I shall never leave this bed ever again!" His mock salute almost made Draco tackle him again. You'd think he'd be more concerned that he had been in a coma for three days because he almost used enough magic to actually kill him. 

"I heard you had woken up, but I didn't think you'd already be raising hell. I suppose I should have guessed that you would be." Remus was looking down at him with a bright smile. At least someone was being nice to him since he woke up. 

"We're is Grandmother? And Sirius? Is there murder happening? Thank Merlin's saggy balls that you're here, this crazy woman wants to keep me here for the rest of my life!" Remus shook his head at the over dramatic act. He just woke up and he was already causing trouble... well, that wasn't actually that surprising, but Remus wished that it was. 

"Sirius and Walburga are currently destroying Dumbledore's office. I believe the last thing I heard as I escaped with my life was Walburga screaming 'I swear to Merlin's bloody slag of a mum that if you ever try to withhold the fact that my baby is in the hospital wing ever again I will break Grindelwald out of prison just to destroy you.' and that's when I heard you woke up and came running." Harry started to cackle loudly at that. That did sound like his grandmother. 

Draco had started to look pale at that. Walburga Black was in the school. Remus turned to the pale boy with a wide smile on his face. 

"Hello, you must be Draco Malfoy, by Morgana you truly do look more like your mother with that hair. I'm Remus Lupin, one of Harry's guardians." Draco almost flinched when the man stuck out his hand. The man was beautiful in a dangerous way, and it actually made Draco start to think about how beautiful everyone around Harry tended to be. Not purposefully, but Beautiful people made up Harry's entire family. 

 "Pleasure to meet you, Lupin-"

"Remus." Draco was interrupted by the man as he grasped his hand. 

"But-"

"Forget your manners unless you're talking to Walburga. Sirius will think you stuffy and undeserving of Harry... that will only lead to accidents which will cause bodily harm to Sirius himself, and possibly everyone else in the vicinity." Draco paled farther than he already had. He was going to die... He was going to offend either Walburga or Sirius Black, and therefore he would die. 

"Remus, stop scaring him, he's going to be so nervous to meet them that he won't get a word out when they turn up. You're so nasty." Remus smirked widely.

"What can I say, it's amusing to watch him get paler and paler. Besides, I feel like they will find it endearing if he can't get a single word out. That might just be his saving grace." 

"REMUS!" 

"Sorry, I couldn't help myself." If Remus' smirk was anything to go by, they would be turning up fairly soon. 

"Well you better learn quickly or I swear to Morgana I'll push you out a window. Stop scaring him." As the words left his mouth three people came bursting into the Hospital Wing. 

"Now I really must say that you cannot be coming here. Students are trying to h-" Dumbledore was quickly cut off by Walburga.

"I'll destroy you, that is my grandson and I will not stand to be kept from him." Walburga's glare was wicked.

"If you think you can keep me from Harry then you underestimate my magic greatly." Sirius hissed as he stormed forward. Draco, who just so happened to be watching the entire commotion seemed to pale drastically. Walburga Black looked like a seething Dragon, and Sirius Black's anger, even thought not directed at him, had sent a paralyzing shiver down his spine.

This was Harry's family, and he would do best to remember that. They were his family, and it was obvious exactly where he got his crazy from. 

"Granny Walburga!" Harry had jumped up, ignoring madame Pomfrey's complaint, and ran towards the woman who looked absolutely murderous. What happened next shocked Draco and Dumbledore so badly that they would never bring it up to anyone else, for fear that they would be called mad and locked away.  

Walburga Blacks look of anger seemed to melt away as soon as she laid eyes on her Grandson, and the second he reached her she was fawning over him, looking him over to make sure the Medi-witch had done her job to the absolute perfection. 

"My poor baby! I am so sorry the mean Dumbledore man would not let me in here or I would have been here when you woke up. I cannot believe that that awful Higgs boy is still allowed to attend school here. I will see to it that his parents go through hell for raising such an awful hell-spawn. I cannot believe how far Slytherin must have fallen to allow that boy in." Walburga was holding the boy as if he were a baby, and Harry looked absolutely content with the way his Grandmother was treating him. 

"Yes Grandmother, I'm sure you will take care of everything... Let Daphne's parents help you as well, I'm sure her mother and father are far from pleased about Terence Higgs' awful behavior towards her," a look of realization and eagerness seemed to suddenly appear on his face, "Oh, Grandmother! I do believe you only met Draco when he was a baby! Well, here he is! Draco, this is my Grandmother! I'm sure you will both get along swimmingly." Harry suddenly jumped out of her arms to drag a reluctant Malfoy over to meet Walburga. 

"Hello Ma'am, It's a pleasure to meet you. I am Draco Malfoy of the ancient and noble house of Malfoy." He stuck his hand out to her in a polite manner, remembering what Remus had said earlier about having to be respectful when she was around. 

It seemed to have paid off, as she looked down at him with slight approval and allowed him to kiss her hand. 

Suddenly remembering that they had very important news for Harry, she nodded to the Malfoy and turned to her Grandson.

"Harry, when you come home for break, we will be getting up to... something very interesting." She was trying to filter her words so that Dumbledore couldn't get even the slightest hint of what they would be doing. She still had yet to tell the others about how Harry's mind was set up, as it would make for a funny surprise if they didn't know and tried to teach him. 

Harry grinned at her and finally turned to see Sirius getting ready to punch Dumbledore. 

"I SWEAR TO BLOODY MERLIN, IF YOU EVER TRY TO TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY GODSON... NO IF YOU EVER TRY TO EVEN GIVE ME ADVICE ON WHO MY GODSON SHOULD BE AROUND EVER AGAIN I WILL PULVERIZE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LOVED, STARTING WITH YOUR PRECIOUS ROBES!" Sirius looked like a raging psycho, and by the looks of everyone else in the Hospital wing, everyone believed that he would completely obliterate Dumbledore when it came to the matters of his Godson. 

"Love you to Sirius!" Harry's close eyed smile seemed to light up the entire room, and even seemed to calm Sirius out of beating the old coot into a bloody pulp. 

"Well, now that that is all settled, how about we say goodbye to Har-" As soon as Remus saw the identical looks on Walburga and Sirius' faces he realized that he would have to turn his sentence around real quick to avoid bodily harm. "I mean, spend some quality time with Harry for a bit longer until we need to go home and... handle some things!" The fearful look in his eyes seemed to turn Walburga and Sirius' anger into identical amusement as they both started to chuckle. 

It took three hours for the three adults to leave, and it was only after they all took their turns threatening and then accepting Draco. They even decided to invite him over for New years. 

Draco, of course, was relieved that they accepted him, but also terrified about how they would act when he was in their home for New years. Nonetheless, he accepted. He knew a good offer when he saw one, and there was no way he was going to let his fear keep him from seeing the Black families ancestral home and getting to hang out with Harry.