A Faithful Wizard
Suggested listening: Men without Hats - Safety Dance
[Video: Cat!Draco does not want a kiss.]
Pansy came over to their brownstone to help plan their wedding. She always had a great eye for detail.
Cat!Draco trotted over to join their brunch. (He loves a good mimosa and an Eggs Royale.)
Pansy swooped him up and cuddled him.
He meowed as he struggled valiantly, "No, Pans!"
She didn't listen, squishing his cherubic face and stomach folds. She came in for a kiss.
"No, no! I'm a faithful Wizard!"
"Granger!"
[Image: Cat!Draco has enough of Pansy's shenanigans and pushes her away.]
Hermione sipped her grapefruit mimosa and rolled her eyes at Cat!Draco's dramatics.
Later that night after Pansy left, Hermione and Draco lounged on their chaise, his nose buried in her busy hair while she read a book. He played with a curl and mumbled, "You saw that I didn't let her kiss me, right?"