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Crookshanks is a Little Shit (Harry Potter)
Soft Draco Malfoy
Crookshanks is King
Sassy Crookshanks
Summary
An AU in my Litter Box Universe, where Crookshanks is still alive.
OR
The One where Cat!Draco and Crookshanks battle for dominance and Hermione's affections.
Crying Wolf
April 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Crookshanks told on Draco. “He hurt me.”
“Did he, Crooksie?” Hermione immediately wrapped him in her arms.
Crooks rowled, “Meow!”, meaning “Yusss. It hurt.”
Draco huffed dramatically, his hands on his hips, wearing Hermione's apron. “No, I did not. I just said you couldn’t have a third dinner.”
Crookshanks burrowed himself into Hermione’s shoulder, twisting his head to sneer at Draco.
He saw that look. Draco wasn't about to let Crookshanks get away with it. So Draco told on Crookshanks. “Granger, he’s doing it again!”
[Image: Crookshanks in Hermione's arms.]