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Tags
Fluff
Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
Tooth-Rotting Fluff
Crack
Domestic Fluff
Fluff and Crack
Crack Treated Seriously
Romance
Comedy
Romantic Fluff
Crack Relationships
Romantic Comedy
Alternate Universe - Crack
Crookshanks is a Little Shit (Harry Potter)
Soft Draco Malfoy
Crookshanks is King
Sassy Crookshanks
Summary
An AU in my Litter Box Universe, where Crookshanks is still alive.
OR
The One where Cat!Draco and Crookshanks battle for dominance and Hermione's affections.
Kneading his own Dough
April 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Draco was preparing a romantic dinner for two when he crossed by the living room in their townhouse. Crookshanks was sitting on the couch, kneading his stomach. Initially, he thought Crooks was entertaining himself, making him sneer in disgust.
"What are you doing, old man?" Draco asked, wiping his hands on the apron.
Crookshanks ignored him, continuing his task.
Draco took a video of him on his phone. He was still getting used to Muggle technology.
He texted Hermione, "Granger, your Kneazle is broken."
[Video: An orange and white cat kneading his stomach.]