Albus Dumbledore's Guide to Love, Time, and Questionable Life Choices

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Albus Dumbledore's Guide to Love, Time, and Questionable Life Choices
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Answer to Reddit Prompt: "Professor, why are we selling illegal substances in Knockturn Alley?" Harry asked Dumbledore, who was arguing price with an old hag "Well Harry, I recently learned I have to pay support for my many illegitimate children, most from magical creatures." Dumbledore said
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The Goblin Gambit

Chapter 4: The Goblin Gambit

The next few days passed in a blur for Harry. The visions from the Ritual of the Stars lingered in his mind, popping up at the most inconvenient times—during meals, in class, even in the middle of Quidditch practice. He found himself staring at Ginny during meals, wondering if she was the love the stars had foretold, or if it was the mysterious stranger whose face he couldn’t quite place.

But before he could dwell on it too much, Dumbledore summoned him to his office once again. This time, the Headmaster was standing in front of a large, ornate mirror, his reflection shimmering with an odd, golden hue.

“Ah, Harry,” Dumbledore said, turning to him with a smile. “I hope you’re ready for our next adventure.”

Harry groaned. “Sir, with all due respect, I’m not sure I can handle another ‘adventure’ right now.”

Dumbledore chuckled. “Nonsense, my boy. This one is quite different. We’re going to Gringotts.”

Harry blinked. “Gringotts? The bank? Why?”

Dumbledore’s eyes twinkled. “Because, Harry, the goblins have requested our presence. It seems they have a… delicate matter that requires our attention.”

Harry frowned. “What kind of delicate matter?”

Dumbledore leaned in closer, his voice dropping to a whisper. “Let’s just say it involves a missing artifact, a rather unorthodox negotiation tactic, and a goblin who may or may not have a crush on me.”

Harry stared at him. “A crush? On you?”

Dumbledore stroked his beard thoughtfully. “Yes, well, it seems my charm knows no bounds. Even the goblins are not immune.”

Harry sighed, realizing that arguing with Dumbledore was futile. “Fine. But can we at least avoid any… rituals this time?”

Dumbledore’s eyes twinkled even brighter. “We’ll see, Harry. We’ll see.”

As they made their way to Gringotts, Harry couldn’t shake the feeling that he was walking into yet another bizarre situation. The bank’s towering marble columns and stern-faced goblins did little to ease his nerves. They were led to a large, dimly lit chamber deep within the bank, where a group of goblins sat around a massive stone table.

At the head of the table sat a particularly imposing goblin, his sharp eyes fixed on Dumbledore with a mixture of respect and… something else. Harry couldn’t quite place it, but it made him uneasy.

“Dumbledore,” the goblin said, his voice sharp and clipped. “You’ve come.”

“Indeed, Griphook,” Dumbledore replied, bowing his head slightly. “I understand you have a matter that requires our attention.”

Griphook nodded, his eyes narrowing. “We do. A valuable artifact has gone missing from our vaults. An artifact of great… personal significance.”

Harry frowned. “What kind of artifact?”

Griphook’s gaze shifted to Harry, his expression unreadable. “A goblet. A goblet of ancient power, said to grant the drinker unparalleled wisdom and… charisma.”

Dumbledore’s eyes twinkled. “Ah, the Goblet of Charisma. A fascinating artifact. And you believe it has been stolen?”

Griphook’s lips curled into a sneer. “We do. And we believe the thief is none other than… you.”

Harry’s eyes widened. “Me?!”

Dumbledore held up a hand, his expression calm. “Now, now, Griphook. Let’s not jump to conclusions. Harry here is many things, but a thief is not one of them.”

Griphook leaned forward, his eyes narrowing. “Then perhaps it was you, Dumbledore. After all, you do have a certain… reputation.”

Dumbledore chuckled. “Ah, Griphook, you flatter me. But I assure you, I have no need for such trinkets. My charm is entirely natural.”

Harry groaned, burying his face in his hands. “Sir, can we please focus on the matter at hand?”

Dumbledore nodded. “Of course, Harry. Griphook, if the goblet has indeed been stolen, we will do everything in our power to help you recover it. But first, we must understand why someone would take it.”

Griphook’s expression darkened. “We believe the thief intends to use the goblet for… nefarious purposes. Perhaps to sway the hearts of others, or to gain an unfair advantage in negotiations.”

Dumbledore stroked his beard thoughtfully. “A troubling thought indeed. But fear not, Griphook. We will get to the bottom of this.”

As the goblins began to discuss their next steps, Harry couldn’t help but feel like he was missing something. The way Griphook kept glancing at Dumbledore, the tension in the room… it all felt… off.

“Sir,” Harry whispered, leaning closer to Dumbledore, “what’s really going on here?”

Dumbledore’s eyes twinkled. “Ah, Harry, my boy, you’re starting to see the bigger picture. Let’s just say that the goblins have their own… agenda. And we must tread carefully.”

Harry sighed, realizing that once again, he was in way over his head. As the meeting continued, he couldn’t shake the feeling that this “delicate matter” was about to get a whole lot more complicated.

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