
Characters
Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Jarvis (Iron Man movies), Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Thor (Marvel), Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov, Nick Fury, Phil Coulson, Darcy Lewis, Maria Hill, Jane Foster/Thor, Sif (Marvel), Natasha Romanov, Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis, Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers, Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, Phil Coulson/Steve Rogers, Pizza Dog, Phil Coulson/Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov/Steve Rogers, Thor/Tony Stark, Clark Gregg/Clint Barton, Jarvis/Iron Man suit, Maria Hill/Nick Fury, Pepper Potts/Sif, not_SHIELD/not_Hydra, Phil Coulson/Tony Stark/Pepper Potts, Clark Gregg, not_SHIELD, not_Hydra
Tags
Exhibitionism
Voyeurism
Crack
Unresolved Sexual Tension
Pre-Slash
RPF
Prompt Fic
Slash
Birthday Sex
crackships
Everyone Is Poly Because Avengers
Het
I have no shame
hail HYDRA
Capsicoul - Freeform
Clint and Darcy are bros
Slightly-Less-Unresolved Sexual Tension
Accidental Seriousness
cynical!Steve
Darcy Is A Bit Taser-Happy
Dating Is Serious Business
Nobody Turns Captain America Down
heroically decent!Steve
Clint is everyone's bro
jealous!Coulson
Clint really likes wearing eyeliner
ship all the things
Office Seduction
Coulson and Thor are bros
Thor Needs Anger Management Classes
Clint and Pizza Dog are bros
bad guy Coulson
tawg is such an enabler
minion!fic
Clint and Steve are bros
suspicious cake
Clint gets his dating tips from 1950's magazines
Summary
What are you supposed to do during a hurricane besides ask people for prompts and write them short!fic?
Note
So, with Sandy looming and basically everything ever shut down, I have pretty much nothing to do. So I asked my friends to prompt me things to write short!fic for, and filled those prompts over the next three days.My goal with these was and is to fill each prompt in one sitting and fewer than 750 words and to write something that my prompter would like. To each of those ends I was at least mostly successful.There are a few people who constantly enable me and egg me on whenever I get ideas, and as much as I whine about it on twitter, I really can't thank them (or enable them back) enough. They didn't let me down this time, either. So, many thanks to tawg, Mikey, selenay, and candesgirl -- you are all lovely!
Chapters
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Clint & Darcy bother Coulson with the "ARE WE THERE" skit on a sekrit mission to somewhere-ending-in-stan
May 1, 2025 at 07:15 AM -
Capsicoul; Steve walks in on Phil and Clint in a compromising position, gets wrong idea, pouts.
May 1, 2025 at 07:15 AM -
Phil/Clint, shipwrecked on a tropical island
May 1, 2025 at 07:15 AM -
Steve Rogers learns to be less naive
May 1, 2025 at 07:15 AM -
Clint's advice on the prospect of Darcy/Steve romancing
May 1, 2025 at 07:15 AM -
Clint and Steve talk about Coulson
May 1, 2025 at 07:15 AM -
Phil hires struggling actor Clark Gregg to be his double on an op. Hilarity with Clint ensues. Phil gets jealous.
May 1, 2025 at 07:15 AM -
Phil makes a birthday wish and is suspicious of the timing when Clint gets all flirty and seductive the next day...
May 1, 2025 at 07:15 AM -
None of the Avengers know if [any ship] are together. They can't get a straight answer because the couple isn't sure either.
May 1, 2025 at 07:15 AM -
Tony decides to mess with Phil by behaving. He doesn't realise that, within SHIELD, that's a form of flirting.
May 1, 2025 at 07:15 AM -
Phil and Thor hang out and swap battle stories
May 1, 2025 at 07:15 AM -
It rains whenever Thor gets angry. Avengers to the rescue!
May 1, 2025 at 07:15 AM -
Pepper won't let Clint keep Pizza Dog in the tower because she has allergies. How does Clint get around this?
May 1, 2025 at 07:15 AM -
Doodling on reports!
May 1, 2025 at 07:15 AM -
And what did the minions get up to during the hurricane?
May 1, 2025 at 07:15 AM -
What if Pepper likes the idea of watching Tony blow a guy and she has a signal to let Tony know who her eye is on (omg Phil)?
May 1, 2025 at 07:15 AM -
Steve gets his hand stuck in a can of Pringles
May 1, 2025 at 07:15 AM -
Telling Agent C why @not_Hydra has been coming home late
May 1, 2025 at 07:15 AM -
And what did the minions get up to during the hurricane? -- the *actual* story
May 1, 2025 at 07:15 AM