The Cyclone Files

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What are you supposed to do during a hurricane besides ask people for prompts and write them short!fic?
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So, with Sandy looming and basically everything ever shut down, I have pretty much nothing to do. So I asked my friends to prompt me things to write short!fic for, and filled those prompts over the next three days.My goal with these was and is to fill each prompt in one sitting and fewer than 750 words and to write something that my prompter would like. To each of those ends I was at least mostly successful.There are a few people who constantly enable me and egg me on whenever I get ideas, and as much as I whine about it on twitter, I really can't thank them (or enable them back) enough. They didn't let me down this time, either. So, many thanks to tawg, Mikey, selenay, and candesgirl -- you are all lovely!
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Phil and Thor hang out and swap battle stories

It's really hard to convince Thor that Phil isn't some sort of demi-god after he turns out to not be dead after the Loki attack. Thor insists that the Son of Coul come out for drinks with him once he's out of hospital and medically permitted to return to regular duties. Fury is making him take all of his piled-up vacation days, though, and he doesn't have a lot to do.

So he agrees to have a few with Thor, and everyone else comes with them. By the end of the night, Bruce has been long gone, presumably go to meditate or something, and nearly everyone else is in various stages of drunkenness or unconsciousness around the living room. Natasha is leaning on the arm of the chair, attempting to listen raptly while Thor regales Phil with stories of his conquests before he came to Midgard.

Since Phil can't keep up with Thor beer-for-beer, he keeps up with him story-for-story. Most of his are incredibly vague because no one else has high enough clearance for the unaltered versions, but apparently it's still good enough for Thor.

He tells Thor about Budapest, and Natasha giggles. "That's not how I remember Budapest."

Phil spares her a glance. "I'm pretty sure both you and Barton were too busy recovering from severe alcohol poisoning to remember much of Budapest."

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