The Cyclone Files

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Summary
What are you supposed to do during a hurricane besides ask people for prompts and write them short!fic?
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So, with Sandy looming and basically everything ever shut down, I have pretty much nothing to do. So I asked my friends to prompt me things to write short!fic for, and filled those prompts over the next three days.My goal with these was and is to fill each prompt in one sitting and fewer than 750 words and to write something that my prompter would like. To each of those ends I was at least mostly successful.There are a few people who constantly enable me and egg me on whenever I get ideas, and as much as I whine about it on twitter, I really can't thank them (or enable them back) enough. They didn't let me down this time, either. So, many thanks to tawg, Mikey, selenay, and candesgirl -- you are all lovely!
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Pepper won't let Clint keep Pizza Dog in the tower because she has allergies. How does Clint get around this?

"He can't stay here!"

"I can't just throw him out!"

"Well, I can't have him running around the tower!"

"I'll figure something out, all right? He'll only leave my room to go outside until I solve it."

"Three days, Clint. That's all you get."

Later, Natasha finds Clint sitting in the living room, looking exceptionally put out. "What did you do this time?" she asks, sitting down beside him.

"I didn't do anything! Pepper says I can't keep the dog. She has allergies."

"Clint, you ass, she does have allergies."

"I don't think he'll stand for stupidly frequent baths. I only have three days to figure it out. What am I going to do?"

She just shakes her head and smiles. "Not fixing this one for you."

 

Pepper's shouts bring everyone running at the end of those three days. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"You said you were allergic to dogs because of their fur! No fur, no allergies!" Clint lets go of the dog, and the dog runs out into the hallway. Phil is the only one who doesn't burst out laughing at the sight of the shaved dog. "It's naked dog time!"

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