Bad Pick-Up Lines FanFiction

Taken

Taken

F/F
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
The 100 (TV)
Characters
Clarke Griffin/Lexa, Clarke Griffin, Lexa (The 100), Raven Reyes (The 100), Octavia Blake, Clarke Griffin & Lexa, Lincoln (The 100), Anya (The 100)
Tags
Fluff Flirting Fluff and Humor Humor smooth clarke Bad Pick-Up Lines Pick-Up Lines Lexa is a Mess (The 100) Oblivious Lexa (The 100)
Lexa Woods has always been confident—except when it comes to flirting. So when Clarke Griffin, effortlessly charming, offers to teach her the art of attraction, Lexa finds herself saying yes.
Money

Money

M/M
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew
Tags
Fluff Funny Bad Pick-Up Lines Pick-Up Lines
“How much?” Regulus asked approaching the Marauders at the Gryffindor table.
Wrong Number (Rewrited from 2017–18)

Wrong Number (Rewrited from 2017–18)

M/M
G
Updated
18.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson
Tags
Fluff Other Additional Tags to Be Added Swearing Crack Treated Seriously Out of Character Slow Build Cross-Posted on Wattpad My First AO3 Post I Don't Even Know Post-Canon Alternate Universe - Hogwarts Bad Pick-Up Lines
What happens when Harry get a text from a wrong number?—————————Hello Everyone this fanfic is from my old and lost abandoned account JustaNekoFanboi from wattpad when I was ruffle 11 or 12 I decided to write a fic (wrong number surprise surprise) any...
Dragon riding

Dragon riding

M/M
G
Updated
19.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Draco Malfoy, Charlie Weasley, Draco Malfoy/Charlie Weasley
Tags
Flirting Out of Character Bad Pick-Up Lines Bisexual Draco Malfoy Drabble and a Half Gay Charlie Weasley
I present to you: Draco Malfoy's worst pick-up line.
fine written all over you

fine written all over you

F/F
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
偶像练习生 | Idol Producer (TV) THE9 (Band)
Characters
Xu Jiaqi, Liu Lingzi/Xu Jiaqi, Liu Lingzi (Idol Producer)
Tags
One Shot Short One Shot Bad Pick-Up Lines loosely based on Zootopia
it's lingzi's first day as a police officer and some woman is already trying to flirt her way out of getting fined
For All Of The Bruises I've Caused (and for tears)

For All Of The Bruises I've Caused (and for tears)

F/F
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
The 100 (TV) Fear the Walking Dead (TV)
Characters
Alicia Clark, Madison Clark (Fear the Walking Dead), Travis Manawa, Chris Manawa, Nick Clark, Alicia Clark/Elyza Lex, Elyza Lex, Ofelia Salazar, Daniel Salazar, Victor Strand
Tags
Slow Burn Sexual Content Eventual Smut Alternate Universe - Apocalypse Zombie Apocalypse Badass Bad Pick-Up Lines lexark Queer the walking dead - Freeform clexa fandom - Freeform
The badass blondie, Elyza Lex, flirts even in an apocalyptic world where dead people walk and eat the living. Alicia Clark is trying to find her family and hates Elyza's lame jokes. Or at least she says so.