Pick-Up Lines FanFiction

Falling for you

Falling for you

M/M
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy
Tags
Fluff and Humor Attempt at Humor Not Beta Read First Meetings Meet-Cute I'm Bad At Tagging Harry Potter is So Done One Shot Alternate Universe - Non-Magical POV Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines Cheesy
"You, what're you doing, riding in the middle of the road?" Harry half yells, stabbing a finger in the middle space between him and the Pretty Boy.He knows full well he's not making sense but he can't bring himself to care the least bit about it.His...
Taken

Taken

F/F
G
Updated
11.04.2025
Fandom
The 100 (TV)
Characters
Clarke Griffin/Lexa, Clarke Griffin, Lexa (The 100), Raven Reyes (The 100), Octavia Blake, Clarke Griffin & Lexa, Lincoln (The 100), Anya (The 100)
Tags
Fluff Flirting Fluff and Humor Humor smooth clarke Bad Pick-Up Lines Pick-Up Lines Lexa is a Mess (The 100) Oblivious Lexa (The 100)
Lexa Woods has always been confident—except when it comes to flirting. So when Clarke Griffin, effortlessly charming, offers to teach her the art of attraction, Lexa finds herself saying yes.
Money

Money

M/M
G
Updated
14.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew
Tags
Fluff Funny Bad Pick-Up Lines Pick-Up Lines
“How much?” Regulus asked approaching the Marauders at the Gryffindor table.
Revenge – How to break Malfoy's heart

Revenge – How to break Malfoy's heart

M/M
G
Updated
19.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Blaise Zabini, Dean Thomas, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Seamus Finnigan, Gregory Goyle
Tags
Revenge Love Confessions Falling In Love Happy Ending Heartbreak Feelings Realization Bad Flirting Fake/Pretend Relationship Bisexual Harry Potter Scheming Gay Draco Malfoy Pick-Up Lines
When Malfoy insults Harry, Ron, and Hermione right at the beginning of their eighth year at Hogwarts, the boys decide to get back at him. What better way to crack the cold Slytherin than to break his heart?
Heels

Heels

F/F
Gen
G
Updated
13.04.2025
Characters
Original Female Character(s), Merlin (Kingsman), Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Gazelle/Roxy Morton, Roxy Morton | Lancelot & Gary "Eggsy" Unwin, Gazelle & Richmond Valentine, Gazelle (Kingsman), Roxy Morton | Lancelot, Richmond Valentine, Percival (Kingsman)
Tags
Fluff Developing Relationship Flirting Angst Mutual Pining Pick-Up Lines
Roxy accidental bump into a mysterious woman with real sharp legs on a club and develop quite a crush. They meet once more and the attraction only grows and then Kingsman happens.Gazelle can't get the lovely British lady that she only met twice out o...