Characters
Tags
Fluff and Humor
Humor
Attempt at Humor
Tags May Change
Dialogue-Only
Mild Language
One Shot Collection
Implied Relationships
Originally Posted on Tumblr
Pranks and Practical Jokes
Minor Gamora/Peter Quill
Sarcasm
Protective Gamora (Marvel)
Post-Movie: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Post-Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
BAMF Peter Quill
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 spoilers
Baby Groot
protective rocket
Silly Peter Quill
reference to the GotG 2017 movie
but they're all minor
and mostly quill/gamora
Ego is hinted at
the bloody bastard
Summary
Quill: Alright, has anyone seen my pants?!Rocket: *Laughs* You lost your pants!
Tape, anyone?
April 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Rocket: Groot’s a kid, damnit! When you tell him one thing, he’s gonna do the other. Like with that bomb, I told him not to press the button, but nooo, he ran and pressed the frickin’ button!
Quill: Yes-
Rocket:AND YOU DIDN’T HAVE ANY TAPE!
Quill: Who the hell carries around tape? And if anyone was supposed to have tape, it would’ve been you!
Rocket: Why would I carry around tape? Only an idiot would!