Chapter 7
Grandpa Quill: Peter?
Peter: Gra-
Teenage Groot: I am Grooooottt!
Peter: Shit, Groot, don't put that in your mouth!
Groot: I am.. Groot?
Grandpa Quill: Is... Is that a tree?!?
Peter: No?
Grandpa Quill: That's a blue person, and two green ones...
Yondu: Yeah, and you're white.
Peter: Seriously? Grandpa, meet Yondu. This is Gamora, Drax, Groot, Rocket and Mantis. Hey, 'Mora, is Nebula coming?
Gamora: I do not know at the time, why?
Peter: Just wondering. Oh, guys, meet my grandfather!
Rocket: He's not gonna try to kill us like your father, right, Quill?
Yondu: I told you his father was an asshole.
Peter: Yeah, well so are you.
Grandpa Quill: Father? Peter, what are these.. people talking about?
Peter: Oh, uh-
Rocket: We meet his father; tried to kill us all after he figured out Quill here wouldn't help him murder everyone in the universe and recreate it all. Hell, Quill almost died, Yondu did die.
Yondu: Don't remind me, raccoon.
Grandpa Quill: ...
Two Hours later:
Peter: -so that's how we saved the galaxy, well the first time anyway.
Grandpa Quill: That blue alien kidnapped you.
Peter: Yondu? Yeah, but he's pretty cool.
Grandpa Quill: ....
Peter: Seriously, glaring at Yondu?! Wait til I tell you 'bout the second time we saved the galaxy, you'd really get a kick out of that-