Characters
Tags
Fluff and Humor
Humor
Attempt at Humor
Tags May Change
Dialogue-Only
Mild Language
One Shot Collection
Implied Relationships
Originally Posted on Tumblr
Pranks and Practical Jokes
Minor Gamora/Peter Quill
Sarcasm
Protective Gamora (Marvel)
Post-Movie: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Post-Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
BAMF Peter Quill
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 spoilers
Baby Groot
protective rocket
Silly Peter Quill
reference to the GotG 2017 movie
but they're all minor
and mostly quill/gamora
Ego is hinted at
the bloody bastard
Summary
Quill: Alright, has anyone seen my pants?!Rocket: *Laughs* You lost your pants!
Groot's 150 word essay
April 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Tony Stark: So, I gave Groot a piece of paper and told him to write a 150-word essay on why Earth is the most amazing planet. He kept writing-
Groot: I am Groot!
Tony Stark: Exactly; he wrote that fifty times. I’m just gonna give him an F.
Rocket: *facepalms*
Steve Rogers: You should teach him more words, too. Might come in handy.
Groot: *outraged* I am Grooot!
Rocket: *Glares at Groot* What did you say?
Groot: *nervously* I am Groot?
Stark to Rogers: I’m not understanding any of this, are you?
Rogers: No clue.
Groot:--am Groot!
Rocket: No, you should be saying sorry to him, not me. *pauses* When the hell did I become a parent?
Rogers: Language, there’s children around.