
Characters
Tags
Fluff and Humor
Humor
Attempt at Humor
Tags May Change
Dialogue-Only
Mild Language
One Shot Collection
Implied Relationships
Originally Posted on Tumblr
Pranks and Practical Jokes
Minor Gamora/Peter Quill
Sarcasm
Protective Gamora (Marvel)
Post-Movie: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Post-Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
BAMF Peter Quill
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 spoilers
Baby Groot
protective rocket
Silly Peter Quill
reference to the GotG 2017 movie
but they're all minor
and mostly quill/gamora
Ego is hinted at
the bloody bastard
Summary
Quill: Alright, has anyone seen my pants?!Rocket: *Laughs* You lost your pants!
Chapter 4
April 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Groot: I am Groot!
Rocket: *glares* No.
Groot: *happily waving hands around* I am Groot!!
Rocket: I am not reading you a damn bedtime story!
Groot: *pouts*
Rocket: No! I will not- damnit, fine! I’ll read you a damn bedtime story, you happy now?
Groot: *nods little head happily*