The Jackasses who saved the Galaxy (One-Shot series)

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The Jackasses who saved the Galaxy (One-Shot series)
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Chapter 3

@grootiez asked for ’Groot not cleaning his room and leaving legos around the floor’, and I thought ‘Do they even have legos in space?’ Which, ta-da, this happened.

Rocket: Groot, what did I tell you about cleaning your room?!

Groot: *quietly* I am Groot…

Rocket: Uh-huh, and what’d ya do?

Groot: I am Groot…

Rocket: Uh-huh, see, I told you to clean your room and you didn’t! And what the hell are those little block things on your floor?

Groot: *excitedly* I am Groot!

Rocket: Legos?

Quill: Oh yeah, when the Avengers came to visit they brought some earth toys. Including ‘Legos’.

Rocket: I’m gonna kill Stark… Groot, go clean up your frickin’ room before I have to-

Quill:Ground?

Rocket: before I have to ground you! No missions for two weeks if you don’t.

Groot: *eyes widen before running to his bedroom*

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