Characters
Tags
Fluff and Humor
Humor
Attempt at Humor
Tags May Change
Dialogue-Only
Mild Language
One Shot Collection
Implied Relationships
Originally Posted on Tumblr
Pranks and Practical Jokes
Minor Gamora/Peter Quill
Sarcasm
Protective Gamora (Marvel)
Post-Movie: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Post-Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
BAMF Peter Quill
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 spoilers
Baby Groot
protective rocket
Silly Peter Quill
reference to the GotG 2017 movie
but they're all minor
and mostly quill/gamora
Ego is hinted at
the bloody bastard
Summary
Quill: Alright, has anyone seen my pants?!Rocket: *Laughs* You lost your pants!
Chapter 2
April 30, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Gamora: What is going on here?
Yondu: Rocket’s washin’ Groot’s mouth out, what’d ya think he’s doin’?
Gamora: Why is Rocket watching Groot’s mouth out?
Yondu: He said ’Welcome to the frickin’ Guardians of the Galaxy’-
Rocket: *yelling* But he didn’t use frickin’!
Gamora: *sighs* Rocket, you’re a bad example for young ones.
Rocket: Hey! I wasn’t the one who said f-
Yondu: I’m gonna go see what Quill’s doing *Yondu grumbled, walking away*.
*Rocket and Gamora arguing in the distance while Groot sits looking innocent.