It CAN Get Weirder!

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It CAN Get Weirder!
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Peter Parker, Miles Morales, Wade Wilson, Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, John Mulaney, Peni Parker, Spider-Ham - Character, Spider-Man Noir - Character, Spider-Man Noir/Spider-Ham, Peni Parker/Happiness, Spider-Gwen - Character, like 20 Peter Parkers tbh
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Fluff Crack Fluff and Crack so strap in crackship HEWWO MISTEW OBAMA the multiverse is back on its bullshit i only know about these characters based on the movie and like two episodes of ultimate spider man my friends are holding a contest to see who can write the best fic about the weirdest crackship so here goes non-consensual transmogrification spider-ham except it's just irl john mulaney no really john mulaney makes an actual appearance
Summary
The Amazing Spider-Ham gets into a tussle with Doctor Octo-pussy Cat (oh yeah, THAT'S a real character) and finds himself transformed... into a Spider-Man? Come on, that pig thing was his whole shtick! According to a brand new map-goober combo device, the key to becoming his best (read: pig) self again is located in a strange, nearly-abandoned universe, quarantined from other universes by force. Spider-Ham--wait, no, Spider-Ham-Man? Is going to need some help from a few old friends--and a Private Eye who looks really cute under that mask.
Note
Hey peeps! For context, this fic is alive because I have entered myself into a competition with my friends: we each chose a fandom, and were given two random characters from it (excluding anything reeeeally gross) and whoever writes the best fic about whatever horrible concoction they're given gets $50. You can, uh, probably guess which pairing I got. Stay tuned.

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