steve and tony sitting on a tree
[peter is online]
peter: god i hate that my real name is on here
peter: anyone want to help me with my name change
[that other guy is online]
that other guy: i gotcha
[that other guy changed peter to that one kid]
that other guy: now we match
that one kid: how do you know im a kid
that one kid: what if i am a man
that one kid: or a woman
[irondad, america's ass, mama widow, haw-keyy, bird guy is online}
irondad: he is a kid
irondad: don't say that stuff, peter
irondad: and why tf is my kid title that one kid?
mama widow: you have a kid now?
america's ass: I didn't know you have a son, Tony. How come you never mention this to us?
that one kid: o
that one kid: im not really his son
that one kid: but mr stark basically like stealing kids so
irondad: THATS BULLSHIT
irondad: I DON'T STEAL KIDS
haw-keyy: who here doesnt believe this crap say bs
bird guy: bs
mama widow: bs
that other guy: bs
that one kid: bs
[green and heman is online]
green: bs
heman: bs
america's ass: no comment.
irondad: YOU ALL SUCK
that one kid: its okay
that one kid: i still love you dad
irondad: what
irondad: kid why tf are you even texting
irondad: aren't you in class
that one kid: ummm
that one kid: bye
[that one kid is offline]
america's ass: How old is this kid, Tony?
irondad: umm, he is turning 16.
haw-keyy: holy shit, stark kidnapped a teenager
mama widow: i thought he was 12 lol
mama widow: and that he was your real son
mama widow: since he looks so much like you
irondad: he is not- wait, peter's school is calling
[irondad is offline]
green: guys
green: tony is panicing lol
america's ass: Why?! What is going on? Do I need to come over?
that other guy: he just wants to get laid
haw-keyy: amen
america's ass: That's not- No! I am just worry.. Why is he panicing?
green: so, peter basically had weed and got caught
[that one kid is online]
that one kid: It wasnt my weed
that one kid: i dont smoke
that one kid: mr stark is pissed off
that one kid: mr captain america save me
that one kid: mr stark needs you
that one kid: and he passed out
[america's ass is offline]
bird guy: and the captain has left the building
that one kid: they are so in love that its sick
that one kid: so whats the plan
haw-keyy: lock them in room and kept them there until they fuck it out
[that one kid changed name to spidey]
spidey: btw im spiderman
spidey: and no
spidey: im going to sing to them
that other guy: stark brought a 15 year old to a fight
bird guy: we all already knew dumbass
that other guy: shut the fuck up, i was sleeping
mama widow: i'll sing with you
haw-keyy: record that shit
spidey: and mr america's ass is here and basically dont want to leave
spidey: [ sent a video]
Peter press record on his phone as soon as Tony woke up. Tony was about to yell but stop when he felt Steve's hand on his shoulder. He turns and look at him, "What are you doing here?" He asked softy. Tony's face became soft and he just stare's at the captain's eyes. "Peter ask me to come and told me you passed out. I got worried and came as soon as I can"
and at this moment, Peter ruined the moment by singing out loud: STEVE AND TONY SITTING ON A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G FIRST COME- MR STARK IM SORRY DON'T THROW TH-
and the video came to the end.
[irondad is online]
irondad: you are so grounded
spidey: im a bad bitch you cant kill me