fanfictions
[spidey, irondad, america's ass, that one guy is online]
spidey: have you guys ever read fanfictions of yourself
irondad: what the fuck are fanfictions
america's ass: ^
that other guy: they are stories that people write of real people or fictional characters, some are.... not friendly.
spidey: wait
spidey, how do you know what fanfictions are
spidey: you are old af
irondad: and how do you know that they aren't friendly
america's ass: wait
america's ass: there is fan fiction of us?
that one guy: umm
that one guy: first of all, rude
that one guy: second, I have... read some of them and yes, Steve, there are some of all of us
spidey: Bucky is official the cool uncle
spidey: there is a lot of stony
irondad: what the fuck is stony
america's ass: ^
spidey: mr. stark that's you and mr. Captain America ship now
america' ass: what is ship?
[haw-keyy is online]
haw-keyy: its what people what other two people to fuck
haw-keyy: alot of people want iron man and Captain America to fuck
spidey: exactly
that one guy: let me send you guys a fan fiction of those fuckers
{that one guy sent a link of a stony fan fiction with Tony be mpreg}
spidey: oh shit
spidey: I read this one
spidey: it's very.. weird
spidey: I couldn't stop reading it
that one guy: its very good for mpreg fanfic
irondad: WHO THE FUCK WOULD WRITE THIS
irondad: I DON'T ACT LIKE THIS
irondad: AND EVEN THOUGH STEVE AND I WOULD MAKE AMAZING BABIES
irondad: this isn't possible unless I'm transgender, which I'm not-
that one guy: notice how he didn't bother about the sex part
spidey: bet
haw-keyy: bet
america's ass: ummm
america's ass: this was actually very nice. I would act like this
irondad: wait
irondad: you would be like this dirty in bed?
irondad: I thought you were straight
spidey: omg dad
that one guy: Steve is seriously the gayest guy I know
haw-keyy: omg Tony, he clearly wants your dick
america's ass: ....
[america's ass went offline]
[mama widow is online]
mama widow: ok
mama widow: why is Steve red af
mama widow: Tony did you finally show your dick
irondad: WHY AM I EVEN HERE
irondad: THERE IS A PURE CHILD HERE
spidey: ummm
spidey: im not pure
spidey: I write porn
irondad: YOU WHAT
spidey: oh shet
spidey: MR STARK DON'T HACK MY COMPUTER
spidey: MY FANFICTIONS=, DONT DELETE THEM
spidey: MR STARKKKKKKK
spidey: you're not my dad >:(
irondad: ......
[irondad went offline]