steve rogers is an old man
[peter has made a group chat]
[peter added irondad, america's ass, mama widow, heman, bird guy, haw-keyy, green, vision, misswitch, that one guy, speed]
irondad: what tf is this, peter
america's ass: Umm.
america's ass: What is going on?
peter: welcome to chills
peter: now that mom and dad are here. you two gotta talk about feels
irondad: oh hell no
[irondad left the chat]
[peter added irondad]
[irondad left the chat]
[peter added irondad]
irondad: PETER STOP ADDING ME BACK
peter: you can't escape your feels with your heelies mr stark
haw-keyy: yeah, tony, dont escape your feelings with your heelies
mama widow: lmao
america's ass: I am honestly confused. Who is this Peter?
peter: oh yeah
peter: hi i am peter and i am mr. stark intern
peter: mr stark is currently moping and i think its because of mr. captain america
amercia's ass: Why is my name America's ass?
irondad: because you have a great ass
irondad: shit how do i delete my life
haw-keyy: sleep
mama widow: you don't have a life to delete
irondad: wow that hurt mama widow
america's ass: I have no comment. I don't understand what is going on.
that other guy: Steve you are a dumbass
that other guy: the kid is trying to help you get laid with stark
peter: exactly, mr. bucky sir
that other guy: call me bucky
irondad: i-
irondad: you all suck
peter: so
peter: talk mama and papa
[peter left the chat]
[mama widow, that other guy, haw-keyy left the chat]
irondad: fuck
america's ass: Tony... Can we at least listen to them and talk?
irondad: ugh, fine. make it quick.
america's ass: I know that I have messed up, but you are my best friend. You help us clear our name, including Bucky's. I just want to thank you for that. I am not going to give up on our friendship. I will do anything to make it up for you.
irondad: are you done?
irondad: first of all, steve, you make me want to kick your perfect ass now, but after of years of being pissed off, I have learn that i miss your annoying ass. So, i guess, we can try to work on it.
america's ass: Thank you, Tony.
[green added peter, mama widow, that other guy, haw-keyy to the chat]
green: mission complete
peter: they talk
peter: thank our lord
mama widow: bet
haw-keyy: bet they are going to be screwing each other by the end of the week
green: bet
that other guy: bet
misswitch: bet
heman: ay
irondad: who tf is heman?
peter: thor
peter: notice how mr stark didnt deny about getting laid
bird guy: bet
america's ass: bet
america'ass: Umm.. Ignore that.
amercia's ass: How do I use this phone?
america's ass: How do I delete this?
america's ass: Hello??
peter: and mr stark is blushing