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The Avengers are being pardoned, and Peter just wants Mr. Stark to have less worry lines and more laugh linesif you know what I mean~~~Yet another group chat avengers fic!
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this is mostly crack, uh, enjoy!
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happy pride month from Stark Beauty by SI

Users:

 

  avengers topic (avengers [current] GC)

 

wörm 2: peter

 

you no how i am: tony 

 

cap’n: steve

 

ms widow: natasha

 

barton: clint 

 

wilson: sam

 

barnes: bucky

 

  FE-fam (Iron-Fam GC)

 

organized chaos: tony

 

chaos organized: rhodey

 

organized: pepper

 

chaos: peter

 

balance: happy

 

  rat chat (midtown GC)

 

simp of simps, peter: peter

 

eyes of heaven, ned: ned

 

slayer of p-word, mj:  MJ


 

  avengers topic (avengers [current] GC)

 

barton: did barnes just walk by with eyeliner on

barton: is that eyeshadow??

 

you no how i am: barton why are you so baffled by this

 

barton: it’s so good tho 

barton: like the wings are balanced

 

ms widow: oh did he use the knife technique

 

wörm 2: holy shvt why didn’t i think of that

 

you no how i am: KID NO

you no how i am: no knives next to the eyes!

 

cap’n: natasha you use a knife to help your eyeliner?

 

ms widow: well what else am I supposed to use

 

barnes: yeah what else 

barnes: anyways thanks for noticing barton

 

wilson: hasn’t he always worn makeup tho

wilson: 90% sure the winter soldier was kicking ass with kohl around his eyes

 

barnes: that was from the eye mask actually

barnes: i think

 

wilson: there’s no way

wilson: anyway yeah the make up is very nice man

 

barnes: thanks, wakandan makeup is so good

 

wörm 2: mr stark you should make makeup

 

you no how i am: I actually have made make up 

 

wörm 2: WHAT

 

barton: WHAT

 

cap’n: WHAT

 

barnes: REALLY

 

ms widow: wasn’t it just sfx makeup

 

cap’n: ?

 

wörm 2: (special effects)

 

cap’n: !

 

you no how i am: well that too

you no how i am: but Rhodey’s sister used to complain she could never find a shade for her, and Pepper used to complain she could never get good make up that didn’t fck with her dry patches 

you no how i am: so you know, I made some

 

wörm 2: MR STARK YOU SHOULD MAKE SOME FOR THE MASSES

wörm 2: HOLY SHVT I GOTTA TELL RAT CHAT

 

you no how i am: and he’s off

 

barnes: damn

barnes: i kinda wanna try stark ind. makeup

 

ms widow: ^^^

 

you no how i am: i’ll see what i can do

 

wilson: if you make it we’ll do clint’s makeup

 

you no how i am: oh???

 

barton: wait what

barton: you know what i’m down

 

you no how i am: well how can i refuse

 


 

  FE-fam (Iron-Fam GC)

 

chaos: mr stark you should totally make it bc it pride month

 

organized: make what?

 

chaos: a makeup line!

 

organized chaos: oh that’s a good idea

 

chaos organized: you mean the makeup you made for pep and jeanette?

chaos organized: that’s a great idea, jeanette loves hers and her friends keep bugging her for where she got it

 

organized chaos: and you didn’t tell me??

organized chaos: I would have made more honeybear!!!

organized chaos: tjat’s it,

 

organized chaos: pep! we gotta make this happen

 

organized: oh yes

organized: let’s do it, I want blushes and shvt

 

balance: this is either gonna be really good or really bad


  rat chat (midtown GC)

 

slayer of p-word, mj: what would you even name a makeup line by tony stark 

 

eyes of heaven, ned: stark cosmetics?

 

simp of simps, peter: that sounds too much liek j*ffree st*r cosmetics 

 

eyes of heaven, ned: ew we can’t have that

 

simp of simps, peter: iron beauty?

 

eyes of heaven, ned: idk about the iron part but the beauty bit is good

 

slayer of p-word, mj: stark beauty?

 

eyes of heaven, ned: OOOO

 

simp of simps, peter: OOOOO


 

  FE-fam (Iron-Fam GC)

 

chaos: you should call it Stark Beauty

 

organized chaos: no

 

organized: yes

 

organized chaos: pep!

organized chaos: is this is payback for all the missed meetings

 

organized: absolutely 


 

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