adding avengers and other shenanigans
Users:
rat chat (midtown GC)
simp of simps, peter: Peter
eyes of heaven, ned: Ned
slayer of p-word, mj: MJ
avengers topic (avengers [current] GC)
you no how i am: tony
cap’n: steve
ms widow: natasha
barton: clint
wilson: sam
rat chat (midtown GC)
slayer of p-word, mj: i had a dream last night that my dad bought me a brand new sedan
simp of simps, peter: seriously?
slayer of p-word, mj: but i got caught up in a murder case and couldn’t keep the car because they had to take it in for evidence
eyes of heaven, ned: your dreams tend to be oddly prophetic so i’m curious how this arc is gonna pan out
simp of simps, peter: YOU GOT CAUGHT UP IN A WHAT
simp of simps, peter: BuzzFeed unsolved but it’s MJ as the suspect
slayer of p-word, mj: HELP IT WAS SO FUNNY
slayer of p-word, mj: it literally took place in a MALL
simp of simps, peter: U ROBBED A MALL ?
simp of simps, peter: damn mj I thought you had class
simp of simps, peter: fcking pulling a Wonder Woman ‘84
slayer of p-word, mj: bitch it wasn’t a robbery keep up
simp of simps, peter: oh wait it was a murder
simp of simps, peter: somehow that makes it worse
slayer of p-word, mj: i was hanging out at a mall where my former asl teacher and bald keanu reeves owned stores right next to each other
slayer of p-word, mj: and someone killed bald keanu
eyes of heaven, ned: ADJSSKLJFS
simp of simps, peter: BALD KEANU REEVES???
simp of simps, peter: YOU DIDN’T MENTION THAT EARLIER???
simp of simps, peter: AND HE’S DEAD
simp of simps, peter: LMFAO
slayer of p-word, mj: god it was so fckign funny
slayer of p-word, mj: and i got marked as a serious suspect because i had fruit juice on my clothes that dried and looked like blood
eyes of heaven, ned: please???
simp of simps, peter: those bitxhes be pulling every toddler into custody huh
Toddbot:*:toddangry:.jpeg*
simp of simps, peter: fck off todd
simp of simps, peter: why do we still have todd anyway
slayer of p-word, mj: bc he kept flirting with Ned and it made you jealous so I didn’t kick him
simp of simps, peter: you’re so mean to me and for what
eyes of heaven, ned: it’s ok honey there’d never be anything between me and todd
Toddbot:*:toddsad:.jpeg*
simp of simps, peter: can we please kick him
slayer of p-word, mj: no
Toddbot:*:toddsmirk:.jpeg*
simp of simps, peter: great now he’s flirting with mj
avengers topic (avengers [current] GC)
barton: hey how come we haven’t added everyone onto this chat
you no how i am: because the author gets overwhelmed by too many people in chats
wilson: what
you no how i am: what
barton: tony what the fck does this mean
you no how i am: language
you no how i am: anyway if someone can dm me other members’ numbers I’ll add them
cap’n: i can do it
you no how i am: ok cool
rat chat (midtown GC)
simp of simps, peter: 2day I learned mj drew flash as a furry 4 separate times
eyes of heaven, ned: only 4?
simp of simps, peter: ONLY???
slayer of p-word, mj: the fact you wrote that with actual numbers makes it 10x funnier