oh worm???

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The Avengers are being pardoned, and Peter just wants Mr. Stark to have less worry lines and more laugh linesif you know what I mean~~~Yet another group chat avengers fic!
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this is mostly crack, uh, enjoy!
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identity, identity, oh how you’re concealed from me


Users:

 

  a child. NO (Irondad + Spiderson GC)

 

chïld: peter

 

NO: tony

 

rat chat (midtown GC)

 

simp of simps, peter: peter

 

eyes of heaven, ned: ned

 

slayer of p-word, mj:  MJ

 

  avengers topic (avengers [current] GC)

 

wörm 2: peter

 

you no who i am: tony 

 

cap’n: steve

 

ms widow: natasha

 

barton: clint 

 

wilson: sam

 

barnes: bucky

 


 

  a child. NO (Irondad + Spiderson GC)

 

chïld: wait 

chïld: they don’t KNOW????

 

NO: i guess???

NO: your name isn’t really revealing kid

 

chïld: true

 

NO: so what do you want to say

 


 

   rat chat (midtown GC)

 

simp of simps, peter: it has been brought to my attention that the avengers do not know who i am

 

eyes of heaven, ned: literally how

 

simp of simps, peter: i mean they’ve meet spiderman 

simp of simps, peter: so if i say ‘i’m spiderman’ they’ll have context

simp of simps, peter: but they don’t know that my @ on the GC is spiderman

simp of simps, peter: or peter parker, tony stark’s intern

 

slayer of p-word, mj:  hmm

slayer of p-word, mj: are you going to tell them

 

simp of simps, peter: idk???

simp of simps, peter: if i say ‘i’m spiderman’ it won’t be THAT big of a deal but like i’m not ACTUALLY an avenger soooo

simp of simps, peter: saying i’,m mr. stark’s intern wouldn’t be very good because why would i be on the avengers gc 

 

eyes of heaven, ned: right right

eyes of heaven, ned: ok here me out

eyes of heaven, ned: don’t tell them

 

simp of simps, peter: wha

simp of simps, peter: but it’s the BLACK WIDOW

 

slayer of p-word, mj: listen as much as i make fun of stark

slayer of p-word, mj: and give him grief from afar

slayer of p-word, mj: i don’t think even the blakc widow could fid out your identity 

slayer of p-word, mj: not if he’s preventing it 

 

eyes of heaven, ned: also

eyes of heaven, ned: it would be pretty funny

 

slayer of p-word, mj: i was just gonna say

slayer of p-word, mj: anyways it’s up to you peter

 

simp of simps, peter: hmmm

simp of simps, peter: you know what

simp of simps, peter: why not

simp of simps, peter: if i die i die

 

eyes of heaven, ned: babe NO

 

slayer of p-word, mj: that’s the spirit

 

eyes of heaven, ned: MJ


 

  avengers topic (avengers [current] GC)

 

wörm 2: hmmm good question

 

you no who i am: very good question

 


 

  a child. NO (Irondad + Spiderson GC)

 

NO: kid what are you doing

 

chïld: something HILARIOUS

 

NO: i-

 

chïld: mj said i should

chïld: so it should be fine right

 

NO: yea yea ofc

NO: what are you doing exactly

 

chïld: i’m not going to tell them who i am

 

NO: oh boy


 

  avengers topic (avengers [current] GC)

 

wörm 2: who are any of us to be honest

wörm 2: human? being? soul?

 

you no who i am: ah yes the age old question

you no who i am: one on;y mediation will solve

you no who i am: nat maybe you should mediate and you’ll find out

 

barton: literally what is happening 

 

wörm 2: wouldn’t you like to know 

 

wilson: weather boy?

 

wörm 2: !!!!!!

wörm 2: YES

wörm 2: eyyy

 

barnes: guess i got to go back to shuri now

barnes: take another fcking course in internet lingo godamnit 

 

wörm 2: oof

 

wilson: rip

 

cap’n: wtf

 

you no who i am: language 

 

ms widow: language

 

barton: language

 

cap’n: i hate you

 


 

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