squishmallow mission
Users:
rat chat (midtown GC)
simp of simps, peter: peter
eyes of heaven, ned: ned
slayer of p-word, mj: MJ
FE-fam (Iron-Fam GC)
organized chaos: tony
chaos organized: rhodey
organized: pepper
chaos: peter
balance: happy
rat chat (midtown GC)
simp of simps, peter: wake up, brush, flirt with ned, ???, profit
slayer of p-word, mj: gaslight, gatekeep, girlcrush, girlboss
eyes of heaven, ned: JAJJDKSKEK
FE-fam (Iron-Fam GC)
chaos: i just had a very cursed thought
chaos: in some parallel reality indian music is the equivalent of Kpop music
chaos organized: are you in the car with tony right now
chaos: that obvious?
balance: absolutely
chaos: omg hi Happy!
organized: hi happy
chaos organized: hi happy
organized chaos: hey hap
balance: you do not need not do that everytime
organized chaos: yeah we do <3
chaos: ok but my thought
organized chaos: yeah yeah
organized chaos: kid you do realize that because desi music is directly tied with bollywood that means that bollywood would surge in popularity
chaos organized: would that also make soap opera tv popular
organized chaos: oh god
chaos: those make killer memes tho
organized chaos: if anyone washes my laptop its on sight
chaos organized: oh how can I be a loving spouse then?
organized: get a roof
organized chaos: PEP
chaos organized: PEPPER
chaos: AJIKJDLKSJF
rat chat (midtown GC)
simp of simps, peter: i’m outside a shop that hasn’t opened yet and the line is SO LONG omg
slayer of p-word, mj: where even are you rn
simp of simps, peter: sToRyTiMe
eyes of heaven, ned: asdfjkg
simp of simps, peter: ok so basically Mr. Stark was going shopping for some reason, i think he was getting a gift for rhodey or ms. pepper or something
simp of simps, peter: so i tagged along because i had a coupon for a store nearby
eyes of heaven, ned: OH
eyes of heaven, ned: OH IS THIS FOR THE STORE WITH THE SQUISHMALLOWS??
simp of simps, peter: YES
simp of simps, peter: YES IT IS
eyes of heaven, ned: AHHHH YES
simp of simps, peter: ok and I get there to ask the lady if she has any
simp of simps, peter: and she looked at me with this deadtired look, and sighed so heavily
slayer of p-word, mj: oh my god
slayer of p-word, mj: that poor woman must have had war flashbacks
simp of simps, peter: poor lady must have encountered so many obnoxious teens, and just ahdhskahd istg
simp of simps, peter: but basically she’s like “only 2 per customer, no coupons apply to squishmallows. they go on sale at 9am, we haven’t unpacked them but they’ll be going out tomorrow”
simp of simps, peter: and I’m like, ‘ah,’ because I have a vague idea of what’s happening here
simp of simps, peter: so I ask “When should I get here?”
slayer of p-word, mj: 5 am
simp of simps, peter: she’s like “i think they start lining up at 8:30, but if you wanna get one you have to come in the morning, the earlier the better”
simp of simps, peter: meanwhile Mr. Stark is behind me looking horrified
simp of simps, peter: and so that was yesterday
simp of simps, peter: today I dragged Mr Stark out of bed at 7am to go get me Squishmallows because the poor guy offered on the GC and Rhodey bet he wouldn’t take me that early
simp of simps, peter: we get there at 8:35 and the line is already around the block
eyes of heaven, ned: holy shvt
slayer of p-word, mj: not suprised
[Time Skip]
simp of simps, peter: UPDATE
simp of simps, peter: squishmallows obtained
eyes of heaven, ned: hell yeah!!!!
simp of simps, peter:*will_the_dragon_squishmallow.jpeg*
slayer of p-word, mj: HIM!!!
simp of simps, peter: his name is will but I shall call him wilbur because ‘will’ is not grand enough a name for a dragon
slayer of p-word, mj: it’s true and you should say it