oh worm???

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The Avengers are being pardoned, and Peter just wants Mr. Stark to have less worry lines and more laugh linesif you know what I mean~~~Yet another group chat avengers fic!
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this is mostly crack, uh, enjoy!
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mr. stark is speaking


Users:

  avengers topic (avengers [current] GC)

 

wörm 2: peter

 

you no who i am: tony 

 

cap’n: steve

 

ms widow: natasha

 

barton: clint 

 

wilson: sam

 

barnes: bucky

 

   a child. NO (Irondad + Spiderson GC)

 

chïld: peter

 

NO: tony


 

  avengers topic (avengers [current] GC)

 

you no who i am: alright sluts

you no who i am: it has been brought to my attention that i haven’t addressed why this chat was made

you no who i am: so

 

wörm 2: mr. stark

wörm 2: sorry to interrupt

 

you no who i am: yes

 

wörm 2: but I just wanted to say

wörm 2:sl*t

 

you no who i am: oh my god

you no who i am: are you done

 

wörm 2: that is all 

wörm 2: carry on

 

cap’n: uh

 

wörm 2: SHUSH

 

cap’n: but you just

 

wörm 2: QUIET

wörm 2: mr stark is speaking

 

you no who i am: thank you kid

you no who i am: as i was saying

 

you no who i am: This chat is made with the diplomatic reason of- and I quote - “Breaking the ice between the Avengers initiative in an effort to provide a united front to protect the rest of the world”

you no who i am: as a result I believe we should use this chat to prove to the UN and other parties that we can behave in a civil, polite, and possibly friendly matter and not need extra supervision when you are back from your supposed exile

 

wörm 2: TDLR: this is so you guys can be friends and it’s not awkward in the tower

wörm 2: and also so Rhodey doesn’t worry y’all will attack each other over so much as a chipotle tortilla chip

 

you no who i am: though i would fight someone for one of those

 

wörm 2: oh mood

wörm 2: the lime is to die for

 

ms widow: I agree with stark

ms widow: stark shut up

 

you no who i am: i wasn’t even gonna say anything!

 

cap’n: so do i

 

ms widow: I have one question though

 

you no who i am: shoot

you no who i am: i mean don’t actually

 

ms widow: who is @wörm 2


 

  a child. NO (Irondad + Spiderson GC)

 

chïld: wait 

chïld: they don’t KNOW????

 


 

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