plant parenting
Users:
rat chat (midtown GC)
simp of simps, peter: peter
eyes of heaven, ned: ned
slayer of p-word, mj: MJ
romance isn’t dead (TonyRhodey GC)
my love: rhodey
my life: tony
rat chat (midtown GC)
simp of simps, peter: may started saying “good kush” ironically and I’m filled with indescribable amounts of delight every time
slayer of p-word, mj: i love that for you
eyes of heaven, ned: my dad, “accidentally” hitting my mom’s car with boxes: oops i did it again
simp of simps, peter: ALSLKD PLEASE???
slayer of p-word, mj: your dad is an edible arrangement🙄
eyes of heaven, ned: i know😩
simp of simps, peter: oh also we (mr stark and i) went to walmart to get a microwave and this mfer is like “just get a plant lol”
simp of simps, peter: so now i have a plant
simp of simps, peter: i HAD a cactus but there was strong wind and the pot is just fucking missing now
eyes of heaven, ned: please???
slayer of p-word, mj: man even god is like “no plant for you”
slayer of p-word, mj: you have to have a special shade of purple thumb to literally make an entire cactus disappear
simp of simps, peter: I KNOWWW
simp of simps, peter: but stop bullying me😭
simp of simps, peter: and the funny part is everyone i know really good with plants so idk where my terrible plant dad genes came from
simp of simps, peter: even mr stark
slayer of p-word, mj: literally HOW are you worse than mr “i drink motor oil” stark
simp of simps, peter: IDFK???
simp of simps, peter: this is why i am never having kids
simp of simps, peter: one day the wind will just pick them up and i’ll never see them again
eyes of heaven, ned: PETER
simp of simps, peter: sorry honey
simp of simps, peter: its a truth
simp of simps, peter: the*
slayer of p-word, mj: its a truth
eyes of heaven, ned: its a truth
eyes of heaven, ned: mArIo
simp of simps, peter: NED
romance isn’t dead (TonyRhodey GC)
my love: hey honey
my life: platypus!!!
my love: so i heard something from peter
my life: what did he do
my love: nothing
my life: what did i do
my love: nothing babe
my love: hows the avengers gc going
my life: its good
my love: tones
my life: i mean no ones really using it
my life: but thats to be expected
my love: uh huh
my love: so did you say why you were making the chat?
my life: well
my life: no
my love: right
my love: maybe we should do that, tones?
my life: yeah
my life: yeah i should
my love: wanna hear about what happened at lunch today
my life: of course honeybear
rat chat (midtown GC)
simp of simps, peter: i’ve finally named my plant
simp of simps, peter: her name is miriam
eyes of heaven, ned: i love her
slayer of p-word, mj: you better
slayer of p-word, mj: she’s practically your daughter
simp of simps, peter: GASP
eyes of heaven, ned: GASP
eyes of heaven, ned: ARE WE PARENTS
simp of simps, peter: YES