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rat chat (midtown GC)
simp of simps, peter: Peter
eyes of heaven, ned: Ned
slayer of p-word, mj: MJ
rat chat (midtown GC)
simp of simps, peter: what if I just didn’t do my english essay
simp of simps, peter: then what
slayer of p-word, mj: then perish
simp of simps, peter: :(
eyes of heaven, ned: you could always take the L
simp of simps, peter: mayhaps
simp of simps, peter: :((
slayer of p-word, mj: stop that
simp of simps, peter: :(((
slayer of p-word, mj: i can literally hear the Sad Peter Parker Noises™
simp of simps, peter: i don’t make sad noises!
slayer of p-word, mj: i mean you literally do but go off ig
simp of simps, peter: :(!!!
simp of simps, peter: ned!!!
eyes of heaven, ned: …
eyes of heaven, ned: sorry peter
simp of simps, peter: betrayal
slayer of p-word, mj: love you, mwah
slayer of p-word, mj: i have an idea
eyes of heaven, ned: refer to rules
| Quote: “8. no more plans to prank flash at lunch”
slayer of p-word, mj: i no longer have a plan
simp of simps, peter: man am i glad we made that rule after the macaroni incident
slayer of p-word, mj: i’m not
simp of simps, peter: i know
slayer of p-word, mj: self care is picking off ur nail polish when you break down mid procrastination
simp of simps, peter: well how else are you going to get the polish off
eyes of heaven, ned: uh
eyes of heaven, ned: nail polish remover
slayer of p-word, mj: shut
simp of simps, peter: alskdkkdj
simp of simps, peter: ok but real talk, if u need us to come cuddle I’ll slip outta psych np
slayer of p-word, mj: nah it’s cool
slayer of p-word, mj: i’m fine now
slayer of p-word, mj: i might need to steal your pink polish tho
eyes of heaven, ned: oooo new color???
slayer of p-word, mj: well
slayer of p-word, mj: it is Valentine’s season v soon
simp of simps, peter: *narrows eyes*
simp of simps, peter: you don't like seasonal themed capitalism
slayer of p-word, mj: listen
slayer of p-word, mj: beauty is pain
slayer of p-word, mj: also nails are the exception
slayer of p-word, mj: especially since i do them myself
eyes of heaven, ned: peter stop teasing
simp of simps, peter: sowwy
slayer of p-word, mj: it k <3
simp of simps, peter: <3
slayer of p-word, mj: I just shooed all my siblings out of the downstairs area so I could pull out my secret s’mores stash and make myself some, only to then hide in the laundry room and eat them
slayer of p-word, mj: off the freezer
slayer of p-word, mj: bc I don't wanna make like 6
simp of simps, peter: now I want s’mores
slayer of p-word, mj: imagine not having a secret s’mores stash
simp of simps, peter: :(
slayer of p-word, mj: peasant
eyes of heaven, ned: are you guys fighting again
slayer of p-word, mj: no
simp of simps, peter: no babe
eyes of heaven, ned: hmmm
simp of simps, peter: I HAD AN IDEA
eyes of heaven, ned: hmm?
slayer of p-word, mj: wow that’s the first
simp of simps, peter: shut
simp of simps, peter: …
simp of simps, peter: do you wanna hear
eyes of heaven, ned: yes
slayer of p-word, mj: ofc
simp of simps, peter: ok so I was with Mr. Stark in the labs, and you know how they’re working on pardoning the rouge avengers
eyes of heaven, ned: yee
simp of simps, peter: well he said stuff about how it’s been a while since he’s talked to the rest of the avengers
slayer of p-word, mj: wonder why
simp of simps, peter: zip
simp of simps, peter: anyways he seemed like really down about it so I said
simp of simps, peter: ‘well why don’t you, like, text them’
simp of simps, peter: you know, like an idiot
eyes of heaven, ned: ah mood
simp of simps, peter: anyways that conversation ended with Mr. Stark getting a faraway look in his eyes
simp of simps, peter: and then he said ‘mayhaps’
simp of simps, peter: to which i precede to lose my shvt
simp of simps, peter: but the point isssss
simp of simps, peter: the avengers should have a group chat
eyes of heaven, ned: !!!
eyes of heaven, ned: yes!!!
slayer of p-word, mj: no
simp of simps, peter: :(
eyes of heaven, ned: :(
slayer of p-word, mj: didn’t they fight and almost kill each other
simp of simps, peter: they didn’t almost kill each other!
simp of simps, peter: wait
slayer of p-word, mj: mmm hmm
simp of simps, peter: shut
simp of simps, peter: it doesn’t matter!
slayer of p-word, mj: mmm kinda does
simp of simps, peter: mr stark really seems to miss them
eyes of heaven, ned: proof?
slayer of p-word, mj: what is this? tumblrjajljldja
eyes of heaven, ned: poor thing, walked right into an electrical fence while speaking
slayer of p-word, mj: ALKJDJFGFH SHUT UP YOU THREW YOUR PENS AT ME
simp of simps, peter: no but real shvt, it think it would be good for him
slayer of p-word, mj: well he just a Sad Old Man™
slayer of p-word, mj: maybe he should socialize
eyes of heaven, ned: is it bullying ironman hours again?
slayer of p-word, mj: i reserve the right to make fun of that Old Man™
simp of simps, peter: ok do you agree
slayer of p-word, mj: ah well what the hell
slayer of p-word, mj: sure
eyes of heaven, ned: sounds god peter!
eyes of heaven, ned: good*
slayer of p-word, mj: sounds god
simp of simps, peter: sounds god
eyes of heaven, ned: shut