oh worm???

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The Avengers are being pardoned, and Peter just wants Mr. Stark to have less worry lines and more laugh linesif you know what I mean~~~Yet another group chat avengers fic!
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this is mostly crack, uh, enjoy!
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vine and brain pop, what a combination


Users: 

 

  rat chat (midtown GC)

 

simp of simps, peter: peter

 

eyes of heaven, ned: ned

 

slayer of p-word, mj:  MJ

 

  a child. NO (Irondad + Spiderson GC)

 

chïld: peter

 

NO: tony

 


 

  rat chat (midtown GC)

 

simp of simps, peter: is febreeze flammable

 

eyes of heaven, ned: no

 

slayer of p-word, mj: i don’t like how fast you replied to that

 

eyes of heaven, ned: google

 

slayer of p-word, mj: thats what they all say

 


 

  a child. NO (Irondad + Spiderson GC)

 

chïld: mr stark

chïld: i have an idea

 

NO: no

 

chïld: pls

 

NO: ok what’s up

 

chïld: you should make a GC

 

NO:

NO: peter if this is about you, ted, and MJ’s gc

NO: you know I’m flattered but that’s kinda sus 

 

chïld: first of all, you using slang isn’t allowed remember, rule 8?

chïld: second NO MR.STARK THAT”S NOT WHAT I MEANT

 

NO: pk

NO: ok*

 

chïld: pk

chïld: ok but!

 

chïld: have you thought about what I said 

 

NO: kid

NO: i’m not gonna lie and say I haven’t

NO: but there’s a lot of lost love between us

 

chïld: maybe it doesn’t have to be lost

 

NO: that’s very poetic 

NO: but i think it’ll do more harm than good

 

chïld: maybe

chïld: but maybe it could help y’all patch up

chïld: y’know

chïld: so things aren’t ridiculously awkward in the tower

 

NO:

NO: it could get worse

 

chïld: but it could also get better

chïld: and isn’t communication a huge reason this whole thing happened in the first place

 

NO: dmn peter

NO: you didn’t have to call me out like that

 

chïld: mr. stark, we promised to be honest to each other!

 

NO: i know kid

NO: i just don’t know

 

chïld: well idk how the avengers would react but if nothing else it’ll give you some closure before they come

chïld: and it’ll open a line of communication that’s more light hearted and in some ways easier to maneuver because there’s always like DMs, or blocking right?

chïld: wouldn’t it be better to do that before they come to the compound?

 

NO: I’ll probably be at the tower tbh

 

chïld: ofc if u don’t wanna EVER talk to the rouges I’ll never push you

 

NO: no no

NO: kid you’re right

NO: besides, it’ll be good for the economy

 

chïld:

chïld: did you download tik tok again

 

NO: no…

 

chïld: I’m coming over right now

 

NO: nO

 

chïld: I REFUSE TO LET YOU HAVE TIK TOK MR.STARK

chïld: IF I CAN’T HAVE IT NEITHER CAN YOU

 

NO: IT’S NOT TIK TOK 

NO: IT’S INSTAGRAM REELS

 

chïld:

chïld: fine

chïld: but you’re on thin fcking ice

 


 

  rat chat (midtown GC)

 

simp of simps, peter:*mr.stark_tik_tok_references.jpg*

 

simp of simps, peter: i can’t believe mr.stark knows tik tok references 

 

eyes of heaven, ned: well now we know

 

simp of simps, peter:*the_more_you_know_tim_and_moby.jpg*

 

eyes of heaven, ned: tim and moby 🥵

 

simp of simps, peter: STOPPP

 

slayer of p-word, mj: His face haunts my dreams

slayer of p-word, mj: *moby_zoomed_in_face.jpg*

 

eyes of heaven, ned: moby is sexy wdym

 

simp of simps, peter: dreams or nightmares?

 

slayer of p-word, mj: yes

 

simp of simps, peter: moby wants to commit arson

 

eyes of heaven, ned: so do i peter

 

simp of simps, peter: fair enough

 

slayer of p-word, mj: those are the eyes of a man robot who will stop at nothing to see the world burn

 

eyes of heaven, ned: and what about it?

 

simp of simps, peter: good for him

 

eyes of heaven, ned: at least he’s not problematic

eyes of heaven, ned: if he wants to end the world i’m down

 


 

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