As soon as Walker burst into the room all Sam could think was
'fuck'
The flustered man had to quickly school his emotions and he fought to hide his blush which he could tell was there by the heat in his cheeks. Sam knew he was well and truly fucked however when he saw Bucky
"Karli Morganthau you are under arrest-"
"Hold on hold on," Said bucky interrupting Walker as he followed the man into the room.
Sam gulped
"I know that look" he said pointing an accusational finger at Sam
"What look? I'm not doing a look" Sam said
The dark skinned man feels Karli's curious eyes burning into the side of his face, Walker had stoped trying to contain her obviously interested too.
"You are sweating a little bit, you are out of breath, you also look like you want to take a nap and your pupils are blown"
"I don't know what your talking about" Sam definitely knew exactly what Bucky was talking about.
"Now my first thought was that something had gone wrong and you two had started fighting but you have no visible injuries and you don't look to be in pain. Also Karli's lips are swollen finally, your flys down Sam.
"Oh mother fucker" Sam cursed himself as he looked down
"So really it was quite easy to figure out that you," the brunette said now pointing his metal hand at Karli "sucked off my boyfriend"
"boyfriend?!" Karli spluttered "oh my god I am so sorry I had no idea-" the ginger began rapid firing apologies until Bucky interrupted,
"Don't worry it's fine me and Sam have an open relationship of sorts"
"Oh uhm, okay" Karli said, relieved that she didn't now have an angry trained assassin on her hands.
"What?!" John said as his brain finally caught up to the conversation.
"People are gay John" Zemo said from his position in the doorway after somehow getting out of his handcuffs.
Walker looked at Zemo for a minute with a half shocked half disgusted expression on his face before promptly rushing out of the room the way he came in, brushing past the baron coming into contact with him for long enough for Zemo to make a distasteful face before he was gone.
"I don't think you two are going to be having any problems from him for a while" he said
"Oh thank God" Bucky said "And I guess we have you to thank." He said pointing at Karli
"You had me scared for a minute, I thought you were working with him." the girl in question said
"Who him?! That asshole? God no, man I knew he was homophobic" Sam said
The group fell into a silence before Bucky broke it
"So who was better me or Karli?"
Sam didn't even think before clapping back
"Karli"
"Fine then Zemo's better than you" Bucky snapped
"Dude! Him? Really?"
"Oh yea and his big co-" Zemo chimed in
"Ugh I did not need to hear that" Karli sad sticking her fingers in her ears
Bucky and Sam just burst out laughing