
Characters
Tags
Crack
Implied/Referenced Torture
Humor
Tony Stark Needs a Hug
Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
Implied/Referenced Character Death
Crack Treated Seriously
Mentions of Death
I suppose
Hurt Tony Stark
Tony Stark Feels
Dark Humor
Civil War Team Iron Man
Post-Captain America: Civil War (Movie)
No character bashing
Bucky Barnes & Winter Soldier are Different Personalities
Tony Stark Needs Sleep
Tony Stark Has Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
this is what i like to call: angst thinly veiled under humor
Slightly Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
The Winter Soldier is a little shit
Implied/Referenced Death Threats
Tony Stark is a disaster
Summary
The Winter Soldier was ordered to kill the Starks on December 16th, 1991. Only he didn’t finish that mission. Because Tony Stark still lived. Now free from HYDRA’s grasp, Winter knew that killing was wrong and that his ‘missions’ were null and void, and yet... And yet, he couldn't get that mission objective out of his mind. Maybe he was just on edge because he couldn’t gauge if Stark was a threat. That had to be it! That could be remedied easily. He’d watch Stark, figure out his threat level.Meanwhile, Tony’s convinced Bucky Barnes was out to kill him, why else would the man be stalking him? When Tony confronts the man, Barnes claimed Tony was “not a threat” and “didn't need to be neutralized”. Offended, Tony began to share increasingly elaborate ways to “neutralize” the Winter Soldier.Stark wasn’t a threat, Winter thought, but boy was it hilarious to see him try to prove he was.
Note
this is inspired by one of my favorite winteriron fics! please go give it a read because it's really quite amazing.please let me know if i need to add any tags to this!
Chapters
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Stalking
April 30, 2025 at 05:03 AM -
Death Threats
April 30, 2025 at 05:03 AM