Chapter 6
SpiderBoi: OKAY THAT'S IT
SpiderBoi: WHICH ONE OF YOU SNIFCHED
WatahBoi: Snitched about what?
Tommy: WH Y FO. E S UOU R MO M KN WO A BO UT YES FD RD DSY SJSJDJDKSOFJFLSIDLSKFJFLDJD
WatahBoi: WAIT WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY?
Five: Don't worry about it
Five: WHO THE FUCKING HELL SNITCHED TO AUNT SALLY
Five: I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE
BatBoi: Who knows what?
John: SOMEONE TOLD AUNT SALLY ABOUT YESTERDAY
BatBoi: SOMEONE WH AT
Jayme: What happened yesterday
Five: DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER
Five: WHO IN THE NAME OF FUCKING HELL SNITCHED
ShadyBoi: If it's about what I think it is, it was probably Leo
Leo: Aha yes, I'd snitch on myself, whAT WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN-
Leo: If we're talking about who's most likely to snitch to Percy's mom then it's probably Will
GoldenBoi: ???
GoldenBoi: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS WERE DOING YESTERDAY
WatahBoi: Shd6sayz shs7sanfs a merfinf in fhd7livingrokm in fjednru minufes
Raven: It says she wants a meeting in the living room in twenty minutes
Tommy: Wtf I can't jump dimensions THAT fast
BrocolliChald: Really cause I'm pretty sure you did it pretty fast yesterday
Tommy: Yes because I was in the middle of a fucking panic attack and my powers activated
Tommy: Actually that's a great idea brb
John: NO
John: THAT'S EXZCLFY WHY SBS WNAFS FO TLAK TO SU8
Remi: How did you misspell 'us'. Please. Just. How.
WatahBoi: Everyone quick excuse so we don't have to sit through the whole lecture?
BatBoi: MCC
Tommy: It's not in another month she's not going to fall for that
BatBoi: I'll tell her you hate rescheduling things
Tommy: K great idea
SpiderBoi: You did not just-
SpiderBoi: I'M HER S O N SHE'S NOT GOING TO FALL FOR A LIE ME AND/OR PERCY COME UP WITH PLEASE
Raven: Sounds like a you problem
Tommy: How do Raven and Jon NEVER get caught up in this shit
Tommy: LIKE THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES WITH HIGH MAGIC ESSENCE WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK I CAN USE MY MAGIC STRAIGHT FOR AN HOUR
BatBoi: Because we never snitch on them
DemonBoi: What happens if you snitch on them?
BatBoi: I 'kindly' remind the person that snitched that I was raised by assassins 🙂
Superboi: This chat has been a little inactive lately but uh
Superboi: Damian, and these are Five's words, not mine, he's asking where the f*** you are
WatahBoi: lmfao imagine censoring fuck
Raven: Jon please just say fuck
Raven: Just say it
Batman: Stop??? Encouraging??? Clark's?? Son??? To??? Swear???
Raven: It's not that big of a deal we swear all the time
WatahBoi: BACK TO THE ORIGINAL TOPIC
WatahBoi: DAMIAN WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU I'M ON 4 HEARTS AND I'M PRETTY SURE FIVE IS L O W E R
BatBoi: Oh that was today? Sorry my bad /s
WatahBoi: D U D E
BrocolliChald: I thought we were all allied????????
Tommy: Nope I ditched the alliance and Damian came w/ me
BrocolliChald: You're gonna make me say a bad word 🙂
Tommy: Djskskskdjdjid wai t no I was ki d d i ng it's a double agent mission
Tommy: So neither me or Damian can log on becAUSE THEN THEY'LL FUCKING CATCH US
BatBoi: Waitttttt
BatBoi: What if we get Jon and Raven whitelisted? We can be like "Oh they thought we were still allied with the FML nation but we're actually not" and they'd be like "it's all good"
BatBoi: OR they're going to figure out we're lying and kill us
BatBoi: Either way
GoddessOfWisdom: Mmm yes on ONE hand we have no death and a successful mission and on the OTHER hand we have death and an unsuccessful mission, same thing
WatahBoi: Wait what if Will or Leo log
WatahBoi: ARE THEY NEAR THE ENDERPEARL STATIS CHAMBER???
Mari: Why don't you guys just give Blyke the ip lmao
Mari: He's literally whitelisted
BatBoi: ...
BatBoi: AHEM we will NEVER talk about this. EVER.
Mari: Yeah sure, of course
Remi: Mari's that one meme rn
Sera: Which one?
Remi: The "And I said yes, you know, like a liar" from John Mulaney
BatBoi: Omw to your base with tnt
Remi: You're not even on the server rn
BatBoi: How do YOU know that?
Remi: Because the reason you and Tommy are logged out is because you're finishing your projects lmao???
GoldenBoi: That mute button do be looking kinda nice
WatahBoi: Shut
BatBoi: Five
BatBoi: FIVE
SoundGod: Oh God, what did he do now
BatBoi: FIVE WHERE DID YOU GET THE DOUBLE CHEST FULL OF SHULKERS FULL OF TNT
Five: I CAN EXPLAIN
BatBoi: YOU BETTER START THEN
WatahBoi: guys I just did the maths that's equal to 1458 stacks of tnt
SpiderBoi: aka 93.312 tnt blocks aka 466.560 gunpowder + 373.248 sand
Five: Look listen
Five: I'm in a grieving phase
Mari: c! Fruit trio? More like
Spiderboi: Jajsjsjxjd that moment when you find a comfort streamer, and then you don't get notified when they stream
WatahBoi: Just Tell FRIDAY to tell you when they stream then lol
Spiderboi: Oh hey that's actually a smart idea
Mari: Tip of the day: axolotls will refuse to co-exist with tadpoles
Batboi: Oh is that what happened to Serena
Mari: DID YOU LEAVE MY BABY WITH THE AXOLOTLS
Batboi: I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WOULD K I L L IT I'M SORRY
BrocolliChild: Damian >:(
Batboi: I will not apologise
Batboi: I still haven't gotten over Bailey murdering Sean
Purpled: Why did you guys have to give them such human names
Enderman: Bailey was the first axolotl baby on the server and Sean was the first glow squid
Batboi: Honestly I should've killed Tubbo for Bailey's crimes
TraumatisedChild: HEY no touching my friends
EnderBoi: Wait why should've Tubbo died for Bailey's crimes
TraumatisedChild: For no reason other than the fact that Damian drinks blood instead of water
Sapnap: You guys are weird
TraumatisedChild: Haha I know <3