Chapter 7
Batboi: help
Five: not that i care but ???
Batboi: bug
Five: just eat it literally
Batboi: im gonna LITERALLY start sobbing
Spiderboi: hurry uppppppppp
Spiderboi: we were meant to start speedrunning the movies like 30 mins m ago :,(
Batboi: COME GET RID IF THE FUCKING APIDER TJEN.
Spiderboi: ????? YOURE TRUING TO MURDER MY BRETHREN????
Batboi: okay its not a spider but ITS A BUG.
John: tough luck
Spiderboi: okay wait i can actually hear you sobbing now please stop ill get someone to kill the bug for you please
Batboi: thank you mr. Stark, I appreciate your kind gesture of getting rid of the bug for me. I suppose I will forever be grateful to you.
John: Ew why is that so formal????
Mari: “WhAt’S yOuR fAvOuRiTe sCaRy mOvIe?” my life.
Five: that’d probably still get you killed
Batboi: the correct answer would be the demon in the basement
Five: what if they dont believe in demons
Five: like if they just go “that’s a conspiracy theory” and kill your anyways
John: “What’s a scary movie? I was in a coma for the past four centuries”
WaterBoi: i can put you in a coma uou wont wake up from if you dont shut up
Five: sksjsksjsj
Five: a
Five: b
Five: i
Five: t
WaterBoi: apology with tears
WaterBoi: i missed a whole scene
SpiderBoi: noooooo not again
SpiderBoi: this is your 7th time watching this movie why do you gotta see every single scene
WaterBoi: i never watch every single scene
WaterBoi: honestly kinda weird to think bout
Mari: I thought y’all were joking when you said it’s a horror movie but a character at the very start was just murdered and. I’m starting to think you didn’t lie to me.
Enderboi: wh
Enderboi: kinda scared to ask y would they lie
Mari: five and dami always lie
Batboi: LIAR WE DO NOT.
Mari: sO YOU DID KIL THA LADYBUG.
Five: WE DID NOT.
Mari: LIAR.
Five: I hate you and wish you were never born
Pearl: you killed her SISTER???
Raven: if another person refers to an insect or an inanimate object as their sibling i will. Throw them into Tartarus personally
Grayson: THAT BAT HAD A FAMILY.
Raven: it was a BAT it doesn’t KNOW anything. A WOODEN BAT. NOT EVEN A REAL ONE.
Spiderboi: to whoever put my phone number in that ghostface call thing ur literally an orphan i hate u
Five: It was Percy.
Batboi: It was Percy.
TraumatisedChald: It was Percy.
Mari: It was Percy.
Superboi: WHYD YALL SNITCH ON HIM LIKE THAT??
Raven: Can confirm it was Percy
Percy: I hate all of you wtf this is so uncalled for
Grian: if i hear “we didnt start the fire it was always burning since the world was turning” one more time
Grian: I WILL disown everyone in rhat eoom
TraumatisedChald: : (
Grian: except tommy
TraumatisedChald: : D
GoodTimesWithScar: HES LITERALLU RHE INE PLUING IT ???????
Grian: I take back my orebiosu statement
TraumarisedChald: :((
Grian: upon further consideration, I have decided to revoke the revocation of the previous statement.
TraumatisedChald: :DD
Gem: favoritism
Gem: but also fair
Pearl: sobbing
Pearl: just take tommy atp i don’t even want him
Karl: ???
Pearl: if i hear.
Pearl: the script of another superhero movie.
Pearl: at five in the morning
Pearl: I will just.
Pearl: Give up on life.
TraumatisedChald: BUT BUT HUT THAT WAS A TOOD ONE
BrocolliBoi: in theory
Dadzawa: no
Dadzawa: dont even think about it problem child
BrocolliBoi: :((((
BrocolliBoi: if nobody got me ik my class got me
Iida: no
Momo: whatever it is you’re on your own
TraumatisedChald: me personally i wpildnf let that slide
John: turn that autocorrect back on
TraumatizedChald: fuck you
TraumatizedChald: no
BrocolliBoi: ATLEAST I HVE A MOM
Mari: oh no
Mari: where’d your spelling go???
BrocolliBoi: I hate you
TraumatizedChald: fuck you
Five: “but it’s a crime” but what if we don’t get caught
John: how silly would that be
Sloane: just
Sloane: just don’t commit crimes???
Jayme: it’s really not that hard
BrocolliBoi: okay but
BrocolliBoi: have you considered
BrocolliBoi: what if we DO get caught
BrocolliBoi: guys I alr have illegal vigilantism
BrocolliBoi: TWICE.
BrocolliBoi: next time I’m going to jil
John: imagine getting caught for illegal vigilantism twice
SpiderBoi: personally id never
TraumatizedChald: personally imagine being a vigilante
BrocolliBoi: personally imagine never having anyone stick around for extended periods of time
WaterBoi: personally imagine having dead relatives
SpiderBoi: ????
WaterBoi: wait
WaterBoi: uncle ben
SpiderBoi: BITC-
WaterBoi: WAIT WAIT WAIT
WaterBoi: EAIT
WaterBoi: I TAKE RHAY BACK
WaterBoi: I RAKE THAT BACK
BatBoi: mf casually forgot about Bianca and Jason
Nico: EZCUSE ME???
Solace: THAT WAS UNCALLED FPR???
Thalia: what
Hazel: That was a FUCKING violation????
WaterBoi: WHREED YOU GET THE AUDSCITY
WaterBoi: ACTUALLY
Raven: LMAOOOOO????
TraumatizedChald: what about Jason and Bianca???
SpiderBoi: Bianca and Jason are alive is what you were going to say right???
Raven: I mean
Raven: they certainly are??
BeeBoi: okay okay okay but logically apeaking is it REALLY A VIOLATION if it’s no ponger true??
Raven: that can quickly be changed but
Bianca: wh
Jason: WAS RHAT A KURDER TJEWAT????
Raven: I’ve never heard of a kurder tjewat but it is a consideration
WaterBoi: can we pls not murder anyone i know
WaterBoi: like
WaterBoi: wtf
WaterBoi: go bully someone else???
WaterBoi: im the only person allowed to bully them
SpiderBoi: I mean
SpiderBoi: you can hardly bully dead people so
Nat: you’ve got a point
Pearl: NO DONT ENCOURAGE THEM
Pearl: OH MY GOD
Pearl: isn’t it past your bedtime for most of you???
BrocolliBoi: it’s past my living expectancy
SpiderBoi: statistically I should be dead
SpiderBoi: like multiple times
SpiderBoi: good thing only Bianca and Jason can do that
WaterBoi: SHHT UP??????
WaterBoi: I hate you
Will: suddenly you’ve become the mortal enemy of like at least six people
Leo: I’m never gonna let this go actually
Leo: I say something about Bianca and/or Jason’s death and I get Percy “he wanted to see how much misery, misery could take” Jackson
Leo: but peTER DOES IT-
Leo: and suddenly it’s all good???
WaterBoi: lies
WaterBoi: lies and slander
WaterBoi: stfu
WaterBoi: I’ve actually like
WaterBoi: never done that
WaterBoi: I’m v good at keeping control over myself
Mari: Annabeth*
BrocolliBoi: In Annabeth Chase we trust
Will: Percy “my girlfriend can perform a summoning ritual for me by dropping her favorite dagger” Jackson
SpiderBoi: Percy “I was responsible for so many deaths I should kms” Jackson
WaterBoi: Peter “I don’t have mama’s last name” Parker
SpiderBoi: Percy “I’ve never been surprise adopted” Jackson
John: maybe because your mom is actually a queen so he doesn’t need adoption??
Sera: somehow referring to Sally Jackson as a queen is the smartest thing you’ve done all day
ExplosiveBoi: John “idk who my mom is” Doe
John: actually I do
John: but fuck your too???
Mari: Katsuki “take a swan dive off the roof” Bakugo is the only appropriate answer
BrocolliBoi: HELP?????
Iida: he
Iida: what??
BrocolliBoi: imagine it actually worked tho
ExplosiveBoi: NO
HalfNHalf: NO
Dream(on): why are y’all so traumatized fr
Mari: I can send you a paragraph about Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, and Purpled
Purpled: dont????
Mari: I have it in alphabetical order of the thing that happened, alphabetical order for the people, and alphabetical order of the people + the thing that happened
BeeBoi: as a fellow insect person
BeeBoi: I am BEGGING you to delete it from existence
BeeBoi: burn it
BeeBoi: do a brethren a favor