Chapter 4
Five: Whoever took the mending book has three seconds to return it or I'm setting the server on fire
BatBoi: SOMEONE TOOK THE MENDING BOOK?!?!
Jason: You seem really concerned about a mending book?
BatBoi: YES BECAUSE THAT WAS THE ONLY MENDING BOOK ON THE SERVER
BatBoi: No but fr the book better be alright-
SpiderBoi: Mmmmm not sure if it was Ranboo or Mari that took it
SpiderBoi: They're the only ones that have been active on the server but it was prolly Mari
Five: Ty
Five: Imma go set her house on fire
Mari: WAIT WHAT????
Mari: I DIDN'T STEAL IT DON'T TOUCH MY HOUSE
BatBoi: 90% of it is made out of wood it's going to get set on fire EVENTUALLY
BatBoi: I'm def not glaring at Tommy
TraumatisedChald: Tf I'm not the arsonist of the group
TraumatisedChald: Also Mari has a new house??
WatahBoi: Yeah
WatahBoi: There was a lot of blackmail involved but she got Purpled to build her a new one after he and Tubbo blew up the ladybugs
Mari: DON'T REMIND ME ABOUT THE LADYBUGS 😭😭😭😭
Mari: TIKKI WAS SO UPSET
BatBoi: Yeah she nearly got akumatised
Five: Wait Purpled and Tubbo blew up the ladybugs??? That's what happened to them???
Mari: YES
WatahBoi: You're so slow
WatahBoi: It happened like half a year ago
Five: Oh I'm sorry
Five: IT'S ALMOST AS IF I WAS BUSY DEALING WITH AN APOCALYPSE,
Five: Y'KNOW THE END OF THE WORLD
TraumatisedChald: LMAO
TraumatisedChald: HOW COME THE WORLD CAME INTO THE HANDS OF THE ONE PERSON WHO'S NO LONGER A SUPERHERO (on your Earth anyways)
Five: THAT'S WHAT I SAID
BatBoi: Me and Peter weren't on our Earth that month, Mari and Percy protect yourselves however you can
TraumatisedChald: What about John?
John: I'm not a superhero
TraumatisedChald: S u s p i c i o u s
John: besides it wouldn't be superheroing it'd be vigilantism
John: Which is illegal
BrocolliChald: Ah yes
BrocolliChald: Because we care about 'illegal'
Mari: Flashbacks to Los Angeles
Asslo: What happened in Los Angeles???
John: Idk I wasn't there
Five: Pffffttt sure you weren't
Niki: No cause now I'm curious about what happened in Los Angeles
TraumatisedChald: Trauma happened
Mari: The fact that that's the easiest way to explain it is slightly concerning
Mari: But then I remember that literally everyone in our group has experienced trauma so at this point it's kinda like "eh ye"
Jayme: Yeah no uh I'm taking Five to therapy brb
Five: I'll burn the mansion down
Jayme: We can buy another one
Jayme: Where are you
SpiderMom: Bruce check on Damian?
BatBoi: FIRST OF just because Five is out doesn't mean I'm with him
BatBoi: that being said, SECOND OF, don't bother checking I'm not in Gotham
IronMan: I'm guessing you two are the cause for the buildings just... crumbling down?
BatBoi: Nah mostly Five
BatBoi: But I am doing as much damage as I can too so...
AmericanShield: Ah so you two are the ones that are causing mass destruction
BatBoi: Hhhh I mean tbf...
Batman🦇: I don't think there can ever be a valid excuse for destroying buildings with civilians in them
Five: But that's the point
Fei: Five WHAT?!?
Five: There are no civilians in it
Five: It's a building with ridiculously high prices and the contract said if the buildings are to be destroyed then they go to either the Waynes, the Dupain-Cheng's, or the Zor-El's
BatBoi: The reason the Hargreeves family wasn't involved was because we didn't think any of you would want to deal with it and Five sure as hell wouldn't so....
Tim: Wait that's not what the contract said???
Dick: You've seen the contract?
Tim: Don't ask
Mari: Snek 3000
Sera: You mean sneak?
Mari: No we literally unleashed 3000 snakes on the workers, switched every existing document with a new one that no one can prove is fake because the signature is real
Mari: And by we I mean @BrocolliChald because he's the only one psychopathic enough to engage with snakes
SpiderMom: I'll be suprised if all of you aren't in on this
John: I'm not
Remi: So you asking Isen to give you a list of all ridiculously overpriced apartment buildings was for science ig
BrocolliChald: He doesn't associate himself with us but he and @BatBoi are who we get our info from
BatBoi: The next person to tag me gets stabbed
TraumatisedChald: @BatBoi
BatBoi: Okay well fricking heck you're obviously a flipping exception
TherapistP: I genuinely don't know where to start.
Five: I'm guessing the beginning
BatBoi: Yeah that makes sense
TraumatisedChald: Yep
TherapistP: First off, why is there only one mending book on the whole server?
Five: That's something that @Purpled , BeeBoi and @BrocolliChald can explain best
Purpled: Idk when you guys started including me and Tubbo on your shit but... The villagers were being annoying-
TherapistP: Okay, so, you SOMEHOW managed to kill every single villager. What about fishing? You can get mending from fishing
BeeBoi: We messed with the code a lil bit and bam all the spiders disappeared
TherapistP: You can get string from mineshafts too though?
BrocolliChald: Mass terraforming
BrocolliChald: We PROBABLY should have thought it out before we destroyed all the cave spider spawners since we had no villagers but we didn't
BrocolliChald: And then Ranboo accidentally teleported himself in lava and died with all the string we had
Purpled: The people making the server also disabled the generation nearly all structures so...
Five: IT WAS LITERALLY JOHN'S IDEA
John: No, I said disabling the generation of most structures would be a horrible idea and then you and @TraumatisedChald went ahead and did it ANYWAY and Damian was just there like "huh. Yeah, this doesn't sound like a bad idea"
Remi: Okay but you literally knew they'd do that
John: When did you get a say in this??
Remi: Do you want to come to the Safe House trip?
Remi: That's what I thought
Blyke: Wait are you in their server????
Remi: Yep
Remi: It's a whitelist only server so you'll have to convince them to let you in
Blyke: What are the terms and conditions?
BatBoi: To everyone who knows you in this chat, on a scale from one to ten how well can he build?
Remi: 6.5
Asslo: 6
Isen: 10
Sera: 6.5
John: 6
BrocolliChald: Someone average that
BatBoi: It's 7
BatBoi: You're in what's your username?
TherapistP:
TherapistP: Moving on
TherapistP: Who is Tikki because they're not in the gc and what is 'akumatised'
Five: I'd say I'm debating if we can trust them but Karl knows better than to add someone we can't trust in this gc so...
TraumatisedChald: Dream
Five: Demons
Five: Anyways
Jon: What was that conversation lol
Mari: JOOOOOOOOOOONNNN :DDDDD
BrocolliChald: HE'S BACK C:
TraumatisedChald: HELLO
BatBoi: Welcome back to the Chat Of Hell
Dick: Is that an inside joke I'm smelling?
JasonTodd: I don't think he knows what a joke is, Dick